Fourth of July hot take: This day is so reliably foggy in SF every year that it’s ridiculous we have fireworks. Run a laser light show! They look great in the fog and the city can brag about environmentalism or something. It’d probably be cheaper too.

the super bowl would be a lot cooler if they made out after every tackle

if you're built like this DM me immediately

tried to type “good night” to someone and ios autocorrected to “good nightmare” so that’s my new sign off

I don't jobpost much anymore but this is exactly why tech cos need to reward people who spend time getting to know a project deeply and well latency spikes are easy to dismiss when you're only a year in on a project and just wanna ship investigation requires an owner with care

big miscalculation on the admin’s part, “the floor is lava and the consequence is jail” is the kind of loony tunes engineering challenge MIT students salivate for

i need to lock in this summer or die thats the 2 options

i should make a tshirt out of this to wear to tech networking events

FUCK

don’t think I don’t notice those of you who thought you could sneak into paying for Twitter once people stopped yelling about it

paid for blue checks filtering to the top of replies is actually sick, now most of the shit I don't want to read is all clumped up

trying to buy clothes online as a girl who is into girls is so hard dude, i can't ever tell if i really like the fits or if i just think the model wearing them is pretty

From Ted Chiang's recent New Yorker essay about AI. I totally agree with this:

it's just polite to let people know potential dealbreakers up front

after attending a dork ass wedding this weekend I think I need a dress sword for formal occasions

my hair reminded me that I'm cute today

yesterday someone said "monorepo" within earshot of me and my cortisol spiked we need to make certain kinds of software talk illegal in bay area public spaces

lesbians spotted in an unexpected place day massively improved