David Moyes welcome to the Daniel Farke penitentiary 😍😍😍 #LUFC #EFC

Get in!! 3pts in the bag. Very happy that we looked solid and can build on a strong backline. Despite Everton looking quite toothless. Was a soft pen but I don’t care!! #mot

GW1 last season - 68k GW1 this season - 9m I will be rolling GW2 and stick to the plan.

Absolutely calm. See how my GW2 gets on and then FH3 before the IB.

Have people changed their minds on Leeds or not?

ao tanaka was everywhere! this man sacrificed himself running, pressing, and still being precise with the ball. 11 km covered, only four misplaced passes. what a player. can’t wait to see how he does this year.

Ao tanaka is nuts! Must of ran the most on the pitch tonight

This is the key. I wish we had West Ham sooner, so we could dominate against the Soucek, JWP and Guido bums they have in their midfield atm.

7/10 results right for me GW1. I thought Villa, Brighton and Chelsea would win.

If you’re 5m OR but had a team for the longer term and not necessarily optimal GW1, then that’s absolutely fine. If you’re 5m OR but were trying hard GW1, then that’s bad. I wish I was 5m OR. 😢

It definitely shows how unpredictable #fpl can be when one of the best managers in the world(myself) can be 9m OR after GW1.

I’m really finding it hard to resist Semenyo. Great footballer, great xMins and is greedy.

For those copying my team, I’m probably going to start Bowen over Ndiaye.

Why are Gyökeres stocks higher when he looked awful and plays against solid defenders?

Bank delivered thousands of brand new £1 coins. Exciting.

Anyone know what Bateman does in his spare time? I hope he finds joy somewhere. I really do. I worry about his mental health.

Unfortunately Bateman has blocked me now so I can’t talk to him. Just so he knows, if he ever comes to Bournemouth Pier Amusements, there’s a hug, some sweets and a keyring waiting for him like others get. ❤️

As Bateman knows, I blocked him because his constant negativity and bullying of friends who were getting upset by his persistence

What a team.