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wait I love that LeBron James and Bronny James have the same naming conventions as Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong

I love workplace Halloween I just saw this girl heavily sigh, shake her head, and take a long sip of her coffee meanwhile she is dressed as Andy Warhol’s Tomato Soup Can

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you are of the same gender and yet you are having sexual relations

tonight is going awesome so far I've eaten 9 pieces of gum in 15 minutes

imagining how i will feel next time a dude comedian tells me about how wokeness is the dominant culture so his racist jokes are actually subversive and valuable

coming back on here to say that I am doing a show at Union Hall with Freddie Shanel and jo and julia this sunday for NYCF 🌈🌈 come one come all tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/laf-hafs-wit…

engaging in the beautiful Canadian-American tradition of saying I wrote this

Helly R. on day 1

many of you have been following me since before i even started stand-up. and now here's a half-hour of material i am somewhat proud of!! give it a gander, idgaf im playin hard to get aha youtube.com/watch?v=kaX1of…

This film just won the Oscar for best documentary, was the highest grossing film in that category and still doesn’t have a U.S. distributor.

29 hours left $64k short of our overall goal 1 out of breath candidate please donate

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Today is three months until the election. And thanks to all of you, we are officially DONE fundraising. Please don’t send us money. But we would love your time.

It’s not easy for me to write this, but my community Masafer Yatta will be destroyed unless more activists and journalists don’t urgently come and join us on the ground. Settlers are now in Khalet Al-Dabia village 24/7 after the army destroyed it.

Just gonna leave this right here

just voted (zohran #1) and there was a girl outside handing out flyers for cuomo. i asked her if she was paid by his campaign (she said yes) i asked if she cared about the election (she said no) i asked if she voted for cuomo she said “i cant. i’m 15. he’s paying 25/hr”

I will say when I was one of five people at my polling place wearing a camo shirt and jorts I became hopeful it could be zohran’s night

😈🥰 wait I legit love writing about my mayor