shrooms are so funny cuz why am i trying to dragon ball z style fuse with a car one moment and doing pushups next to my czn's dog the next 😭😭

my mamu is so controlling how am i being told i cant go for a walk alone LIKE STFU THE COYOTES AINT DOING SHIT THEY FEAR MY PAKI AURA

im smoking mike tython this is amazing

the fact that my friends aren’t deeply saddened by my lack of instagram presence is super disgusting actually

Having sweets (biscuits) with caffeine (chai) and tobacco (cigarettes) to reach optimal adhd stabilised level.

Dexter Morgan.

cant believe im living w my cousins again like i rem being 6 and sad that we're moving out from their place and now, 14 fking years later, we're back in black RAHHH

how are my minor cousins bigger addicts than me WHAT ARE THESE FAMILY GENETICS adoption4thewin

in 10 years i will adopt one of u

found out what a dingleberry is today. this was my 13th reason.

Just got twitter on my phone i feel ashamed

Left snake bite hurts if u FUCKING REJECT ILL FICKEIFKSOFMDK

Guys look at this new jersey i got its so new and unused and dont look at my pfp and idk i fw it so unique and not overdone at all ever actually On a completely different note why the fuck is my hair not back yet I HATE CONSEQUENCES

Tonights the night

And 🗣️its 🗣️gonna 🗣️happen 🗣️again and 🗣️again 🗣️

YO ANTI DEPRESSANTS LOWKI HIGHKI (lowki) WORKING??? Lowki tho

Playboi concert in 12 days should i beg mom to get me the extremely overpriced ticket

Fact that i still dont have a work permit is pmo wdym im an employment incell DONT PISS ME OFFFF

AY AY 6IX 7EVENNN

I was eating a hot dog and one of my lip piercings came out? Why do things happen