Moon Dragon You sound like you'd be terrible for my inner peace and constantly stress me out with your antics. *sighs* Do you wanna go get dinner sometime? (this is a joke.)

2,600 calories How are Americans still alive?

Moon Dragon We are alive through pure hatred of anything that does not satisfy our need for immediate gratification.

Moon Dragon Shooting up heroin is less damaging to your health that consuming that

*Boing*

You'll meet someone who ignites a fire inside your heart and you know is your soulmate and there's no guarantee you'll end up with them

Moon Dragon We have many soul mates. And they are not necessarily someone we end up with. In fact usually we don’t. Because soul mates, contrary to public assumption, aren’t a match made in Heaven that perfectly compliment you and make it easy. Soul mates are reflections, they represent

Moon Dragon So that's why we're not married yet. We just haven't met yet. I'm picking up what you're putting down.