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Adam Bittner

@fugimaster24

ASE/Multimedia, @PittsburghPG. All things Steelers, Penguins, Pirates, Pitt and Penn State.

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calendar_today03-03-2010 02:51:56

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Don't think any single year of The Streak was as embarrassing as just the past month has been for the Pirates. PR catastrophes were far more rare. The on-field ineptitude much more ordinary. .220 was a batting average that would make you mad vs. multiple guys in the low .100s now

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A very Pirates fan behavior is believing there's one solution to this when it's a layered cake. For me, the problems are ordered 1. Front office 2. Ownership 3. Economic model But often people just like to drill down on one. x.com/BuccoBallBlog/…

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Worse than being as cheap as he is, Bob Nutting would prove he's learned absolutely nothing in almost 20 years in charge if he allows Ben Cherington to commit a Matt Morris/Chris Archer desperation atrocity with Mitch Keller.

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If we’ve come all the way back around to crying out for Jack Suwinski because of minor league stats then I basically do not want to hear about anyone’s minor league stats ever again. x.com/BobSmizik/stat…

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The Pirates are so broken that you now have to hope the new draft arm is good, but not *too* good that he’ll prompt serious trade speculation a calendar year after his debut.

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Can’t believe Tarik Skubal sucks as he’s getting yapped at constantly by a network that is incapable of of letting the sports it broadcasts breathe for even one second.

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There’s a non-zero chance the Roman Pontiff woke up this morning, checked the score and asked some bishop “Wow the Pirates are pretty bad, huh?”

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The Pirates see themselves as something closer to a baseball-themed Kennywood than the St. Louis Cardinals. It’s the through-line between all of the Travis Williams gaffes and planning to non-tender Bailey Falter. It’s an operator mentality. No salary cap can fix that.

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Not all SEC schedules are fake tough. But 100% of fake tough SEC schedules have Texas A&M on them. Texas A&M is the program people think Penn State is.