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The last time someone from Homa Bay attempted to string two Kiswahili words together, an emergency ambulance had to be scrambled to rush them to hospital. When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

If you're looking for the last word on Ngugi's choice of cremation, here's a well researched perspective that will remove the cobwebs from your eyes. For those still grappling with the dilemma on whether Kenya is worth dying for, your answer is also in there. Sunday Standard.

If you thought the Madaraka Day celebrations were over the top, we have news for you. This year's Devolution Conference is coming to Homa Bay in August and already hotels are running out of stock for the entire week of the forum. Walitudharau. Who's laughing now?

Tumeshatoka Mass ya Tatu. Today's Gospel was from John 20 19-23, when Jesus appeared to his disciples and said the magic words, "peace be upon you." Since Madaraka Day, we've been peaceful. Just practicing dance moves for the DevCon in August. Karibuni Homa Bay tena.

The Cultural Week begins tomorrow in all CBC schools across the country. Parents are reminded to bedeck their kids in traditional costumes - it would help if they learn a dance or two, to go with it. They can also take a cue from Homa Bay kids. Tukutane DevCon in August.

NTV just published this video on their YouTube page barely half an hour ago. If you know your heart is fragile and is prone to intermittent beating at the sight of injustice, kindly have your BP machine nearby before you press play.

If you're going to elect MPs whose work is to helplessly lament for public record and disappear into comfort, then you can as well not turn up to vote in 2027. A time has come for those who are action-oriented to step out and bring back the honour of public service.

Machakos MCAs descended into chaos today, and when the locals heard about it, they marched to the scene of crime, evicted the MCAs one by one and shutdown the Assembly. Kenyans are increasingly getting tired by the political bickering and are taking matters into their own hands.

Muranga Senator Joe Nyutu, famous for unleashing a verbal tirade at Raila Odinga in support of his favourite village loser, was at it again this morning with Albert Ojwang's murder. Here's Lugari MP Nabii Nabwera with a 3min lecture that took the windbag back to his shell.

There was a time in 2023 when Rigathi Gachagua used to report to the office at 5am to plan how to massacre peaceful Azimio protesters. His hubris reached its nadir when they sprayed bullets at the official car of Raila Odinga. That's the day he knew that he didn't know.

There was a time, not so long ago, when this vagabond used to feel on top of the world. Every morning after protest day, he would walk around Nairobi CBD beating his chest like a silverback gorilla how he would crush protestors like ticks. Until he discovered God is not Kamau.

At the height of opposition protests in 2023, Rigathi Gachagua went on overdrive accusing Uhuru Kenyatta of funding goons to cause mayhem and bloodshed. Guess who's now in remorse begging for clemency from the Kenyatta family? Even in the sewer the cream rises to the top.

Contrary to popular belief, this video is not AI generated.

Someone find YY and give him my malaria vaccine.

Happy Fathers Day to all male villagers who go against the grain of decency to lick back their vomit without constipation. In a world of fleeting political correctness, we owe it to fathers like you to wean us off the heavy burden of conscience. Your reward is in the sewer.

Contrary to popular belief, this video is not AI generated.

Seme MP Dr James Nyikal wears many hats, including being Chair of Luo MPs in the Parliament of Kenya. Today, he led Luo MPs to a burial in Alwala Kombija and said things you may want to get a translator for. Dholuo teachers in the House, this is your chance to save the world.

Yesterday, Finance Minister John Mbadi attempted to apologize for talking about alcohol in church, only for congregants to assure him that he was speaking their language and he needed no consent from the Padre. Alcohol has been holding this country together, Since 1906.

Cousin, Rigathi Gachagua. As the son of Mau Mau, the entire nation is waiting for your hard hitting statement on sponsored goons vandalizing private property and unleashing mayhem on peaceful protestors under the watch of police. Attached herein kindly find a video for your reference.

Cousin, Rigathi Gachagua. Do you remember this day you reported to the office at 5am to shoot Azimio protestors, and ended up maiming journalists too? You thanked the IG of Police for doing a good job, while at it. Do you still think Kenyans are children, or you can explain?