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George T. Diano

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The Kolenyo based PS (Permanent Survivor) is out there shouting "Give Njungush my malaria vaccine" & the guy was was simply referring to people like him actually, people with 2 mouths. When they're out they bark, when they're in govt they start praises, this is practically Oguda.

The Kolenyo based PS (Permanent Survivor) is out there shouting "Give Njungush my malaria vaccine" & the guy was was simply referring to people like him actually, people with 2 mouths. When they're out they bark, when they're in govt they start praises, this is practically Oguda.
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AN OPEN SECRET ON WHO IS NEXT ON THE CHOPPING BOARD. Moses Kuria, the Presidential advisor on matters circumcision becomes the latest victim of marudurudu & dimdim seeing. K-DUST has verified that indeed, mguu choma is being frustrated and edged out of government by Yamune

AN OPEN SECRET ON WHO IS NEXT ON THE CHOPPING BOARD.

Moses Kuria, the Presidential advisor on matters circumcision becomes the latest victim of marudurudu & dimdim seeing. K-DUST has verified that indeed, mguu choma is being frustrated and edged out of government by Yamune
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GENTLEMEN: Easter is here, and while Alphas are hunting & gathering your womenz, some of you will be hunting for the truth, because somewhere, somehow, a Ninja is sneakily charging your girl's emotional battery and possibly her open server- using your electricity. You could be

GENTLEMEN: Easter is here, and while Alphas are hunting & gathering your womenz, some of you will be hunting for the truth, because somewhere, somehow, a Ninja is sneakily charging your girl's emotional battery and possibly her open server- using your electricity.

You could be
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After being served for defamation on this piece, I contacted my Sina loya who volunteered to offer pro Bono services but I opted to send him something small (27k) for motivation. Ayaaam telling you, kumbe kesi Ilikua ya Jana na he was missing in action. Nyasaye, nikama nitakua

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Man to Man. Most Men would rather help a woman than help a man. Women would rather help a woman than help a man. Government would rather help a woman than help a man. Judiciary would rather side with the woman than listen to the man's story. Lesson in there!!

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We are out here screaming our lungs out how evil Matiangi is yet we vote for William Ruto disregarding his modus operandi. Again, you went ahead & accept money from the same govt to discredit Matiangi. Ayaaam telling you, hii Kambi yetu ya Maraga imejaa wanafik wengi sana.

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Oya Kimuzi najua uko gig ya serkali through Bitok. Kindly remove Maraga out of your mouth. Tumekuonea 18 sana, kindly focus on sorting onions in Tel Aviv ranches. I don't think anyone in Maraga's team is fighting Matiangi. Wewe pigia Ruto kura & stop hiding behind Matiangi.

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IT'S A WAKE UP CALL!! ODM choir members have joined Yamune battalion in singing that Uhuru & Kibaki did not build the Nairobi-Nakuru Highway, supposedly because they were selfish & tribal Kikuyus. Moi was there for 24yrs, yet he never built the Road that he used to go home with.

IT'S A WAKE UP CALL!!

ODM choir members have joined Yamune battalion in singing that Uhuru & Kibaki did not build the Nairobi-Nakuru Highway, supposedly because they were selfish & tribal Kikuyus. Moi was there for 24yrs, yet he never built the Road that he used to go home with.
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Unfortunately, It was Raila Odinga who called for Miguna's deportation then he appeared in JKIA like prime James Bond. Same way he snitched on Hezekiah Ochuka during the attempted coup against Moi. He faked a detention with Nyayo. Iyo Mzee ni hatari, wacha apewe heshima zake.

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Rose Muhando needs to get to the studio & deliver a new masterpiece— you know, her old genre thingy not this new trend she's trying to keep up with. The devil that we have in this country needs to be fought by "Jipange Sawa Sawa" typa song, not this sikirett agenda mediocre.

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If you want to know the WEAKEST candidate in this presidential race, instead of selling his agenda, he's forcing his online Chihuahuas to bark at his competitors bcoz he sees them as a threat in his paper dreams. And I'm not talking about Ruto, that's a worthy competitor.

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Men, If the relationship is not working, — DON'T insist on it. Leave it. End it. Your life is more important than living with a chaotic woman. You are a MAN, You have the power to start afresh. Refuse to be a slave of an evil woman. #MasculinitySaturday

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According to X pundits, Omtatah can only win if Matiang'i won't run. Instead of selling us his manifesto, Kimuzi & his clique is busy telling us how our brains don't work bcoz we chose to be pragmatic & realistic. Btw, juzi tu Omtatah was fuming bcoz Maraga was outsmarting him.🤡

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BLOGGERS ARE SEEING DUST!! Another blogger has decided to take a one way express ticket to Sayuni, early check-in after failing to secure a proper “facilitation fee” from Eliud Owalo. Word on the ground is, the young man was part of the affordable bloggers, specializing in

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I still insist David Maraga is best fit for this country. He's over qualified for the presidency. As for Matiangi, I have no range to lecture anyone who supports him because the person I campaigned & voted for barbequed women & children inside a church just coz ni Yamune wetu.

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You can't make this stuff up, the younger generation is something else. This is their church located in Waiyaki way, pastor anaitwa Raffian. Whilst millennials wanakula makofi huko kwa commander. Kiaooo!🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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They already know he's gonna say Ruto must go. What if the young man was to say Ruto must stay.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣