This is reminiscent of an old Onion article that went something like "US severs diplomatic ties with Symbionia," a nation geographically located at 1827 Golden Gate Ave in San Francisco. thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri…

Almost a Trump tweet but a little bland; perhaps a belittling nickname and a dash of odd capitalization for flavor

I’m going to say this when it’s my turn at my next standup meeting

Maybe a real trend but interviewing a dozen founders and execs including the co-founder of friggin’ Palantir doesn’t seem like a solid means of establishing it nytimes.com/2021/01/14/tec…

Getting back in the car after taking all 3 kids to the dentist. “Wow,” I said, “Amazing. Nobody had any cavities.” Oldest: “We just pulled off the ultimate grift.”

Is “Zi Jingming” the China-bashing equivalent of calling Trump Drumpf or something

.molly mary o'brien the marketing goals word you were searching the memory banks for has got to be “conversion”

I was getting ready to rip my iPhone SE 1st gen apart to replace the accesory cable and lo and behold the volume buttons not working was a bug and iOS 15.0.1 fixed it

[New Post] Kidney Donor Chains rajivsethi.substack.com/p/kidney-donor… with some remarks on intellectual property rights and the Dawn Dorland story

⁦⁦waze⁩ and @apple are correctly saying to use 101, but Google Maps still is blissfully unaware that the Grapevine has been closed for hours due to heavy snow

Just had my first meeting in the Metaverse. Here’s the top 16 reasons I’ll never take a meeting any other way:

.molly mary o'brien Chris Wade Molly's Gender Chaos Tea. So good, President Joe Biden himself says you should have at least three

10/10 would be indignantly saying “I told you I wanted us to eat at a FUSION restaurant tonight”

.William Gibson A future release of this is the high-rise-climbing backpack assassin from The Peripheral

.molly mary o'brien Chris Wade If you’re flying out of Schiphol, get there >4 hrs early, that place is in a state of Armageddon.

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

HELP ELON!!ELON!! HELP! HELP! POST "DOG COIN"

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