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William Myers

@gnawlish

Currently the 39th ranked competitive eater with Major League Eating.

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calendar_today23-06-2009 14:40:57

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So, Hulu offers a 99 cent per month deal for a year, offer expires at midnight on 11/26/2018, and not only crashes the signup page but screws up their streaming for current customers. Way to MoviePass your company!

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Judging from the treacherous drive home tonight, I'd say Allentown City did precisely DICK to the roads since it started snowing. The only roads that were any where near drivable were state maintained. #whatdoIpaytaxesfor

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Let's try this again... Hey, Wawa - what's wrong with this picture? Why is there a 480 calorie difference for the exact same meal, same price, if you build it yourself versus buying the prebuilt one??

Let's try this again... 
Hey, <a href="/Wawa/">Wawa</a> - what's wrong with this picture? Why is there a 480 calorie difference for the exact same meal, same price, if you build it yourself versus buying the prebuilt one??
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For shame, Ben & Jerry's, for shame. I would have thought that your company would have been the last bastion to actually have 16 ounces in a "pint" of your ice cream. I guess your corporate overlords at Unilever thought they needed to make more money.

For shame, <a href="/benandjerrys/">Ben & Jerry's</a>, for shame. I would have thought that your company would have been the last bastion to actually have 16 ounces in a "pint" of your ice cream. I guess your corporate overlords at Unilever thought they needed to make more money.
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15 hrs of work that started w/ a wake up call at 5:33 AM stating someone made a mistake. 225+ man hrs (15 people) to fix; rum is now open.

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Finished a "close third" out of three in the amateur creative wing sauce contest at the 15th annual Buffalo Wing Festival.

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And everyone I've encountered on the way home tonight can go die in a hole. Now I have to go back to the office because I forgot something.

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Yep. Broke down, seeing The Last Jedi. Saw all the other ones in the theatre, including that last piece of dreck Disney put out (Ep. 7) (@ Carmike Promenade 16 + IMAX in Center Valley, PA) swarmapp.com/gnawlish/check…