when u carry a painting around the city all day ppl look at u weird :(

“Don’t worry it’s a marathon not a sprint” Okay well a marathon sounds way fucking harder to me so I’m not sure what your angle is here

stakeholder? naw man, i’m a steakholder

fuck them stars

take me out john jones style

this is ed

The love of your life is low elo

i promise to try my best to keep my vagueposting to a minimum

You are loved. You are free. Goodnight.

does it count if it’s my sock doing the vagueposting

bargage

top tier engineer shit right here

are there peptides for a heartbreak too

sorry man but like yeah that's u, whatever it is that ur doing is literally who u are, and ur probably gonna keep doing it

this is A/B testing in action

i’m not cracked i’m kintsugi

if you block that semaglutide anyone can be that goose

what the fuck since when did the chainsmokers get good

wine with sulfites giving why is it spicy

what is the point of a cordless jump rope? the whole point of the exercise is the risk of whipping your ankles