An amazing night with 27,000 of my closest friends. #SellTheTeam #FisherOut #OAKtogether

Me before walking in to UNIQLO: pants, pants, remember you are here for pants Me in a graphic tee fueled delirium 5 minutes later: yeah if I squish the three Pokémon shirts a little I can fit a Jujutsu Kaizen shirt in this bag too

Tired: microbiome Wired: microbesties

Got around to getting my kitchen knives sharpened yesterday and I need to figure out how to bottle and sell “checking off a year old to-do” as a seasoning because whew it tastes great

In case anyone was wondering, it takes 59 days to work "right command key" into your workflow

OPS is the best baseball statistic. It is extremely correlated with runs scored (new school, sabermetric tools) but it is the sum of two other statistics that don't even have the same dimensions (old school, vibes based analysis)

Me preparing to ride a new bus route I haven’t taken before to add to my collection

I will find, open and close, and call “so freaking cute” every tiny bottle, jar, canister, and box at the Container Store when I go in and nobody can stop me!!!

“I am so excited for more playoff baseball” “You have to wait until Saturday” …

If you make a playlist titled “X BPM” and the songs aren’t at that BPM Spotify should ban your account send tweet

Good night and good bye PAC12 football

How can I possibly be expected to work under these conditions (the knowledge that there is a cute cat at home)

The evolutionary dynamics of hyperparasites! Thank you to all who helped me with this fun project. I started this as a baby grad student, and I've grown as a scientist alongside the ideas and methods used in this paper. Proud to see it published finally! doi.org/10.1016/j.jtbi…

The biggest dopamine hit of the year came at the perfect time, happy basketball christmas everyone

If you are a restaurant and I can’t go to your website, click on menu, and see a PDF of the actual menu what are we doing

Disappointing when Spotify’s discover playlist has music I don’t like on it. My own algorithm thinks I have bad taste? 😕