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Make Mossad Great Again!

Can I say that I have a bum knee? Or should I call it an unhoused knee?

Hot dog eating contests are boring. Get rid of the timer make it a marathon. First person to die of hot dog poisoning wins.

This is marvelous. #EpsteinList #EpsteinClientList #Epstein Welles Dan Bongino FBI Director Kash Patel

I really don't care about the ramifications of revealing the people intertwined with Epstein. It doesn't matter if it disrupts the economy, DC, or anything else, for that matter. I want justice for the innocent children. Point blank.

Where does Chamillionaire rank on the Forbes list of wealthiest people?

What if the whole plane from Malaysian Airlines flight 370 was made of the Epstein client list? #MH370 #EpsteinClientList #Epstein

Who are the people going to all these Smurfs movies?

I was just telling my butcher the other day that I wish Major League Baseball had more dance numbers. #AllStarGame

Well it’s official. Hulkamania is fatal.

Hey Chicago White Sox, let’s get the ball boys matching City Connect unis. If you need a deal on them I found a website from China that sells them cheap.

That smoke cloud coming from the crematorium looks like a Volkswagen.

Now that 28 other teams have defiled their uniforms with corporate greed, the Chicago White Sox should announce that they will never allow an ad to appear on their uniforms. No dollar amount earned for selling the sleeve for ad space would go as far as the goodwill it would secure with

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

I am showing my support for #TheFantasticFour because the Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

What do we want? “Combos bags with a zip lock top!” When do we want them? “Hang on a sec! I just spilled all my Combos all over the car!”

Tommy Lee and Liam Neeson are Eskimo brothers.

I wish OJ Simpson were still alive to be in the new Naked Gun with Liam Neeson. Qui-Gon Jinn & Juice. #nakedgun Naked Gun Movie

My sources tell me that the #WhiteSox are be sending Robert Jr. to the Savanna Bananas in exchange for the guy that plays on stilts.

People that scream that such and such “IS JUST A DISTRACTION!” are admitting they can only keep one thought in their heads at a time.