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How does Bheki Cele still have a job? His incompetence is mind blowing

Artists are the worst. Yoh they stress me to no end.

Has anyone ever done a prank on the town of hermanus where they take away the m on the welcome to hermanus sign? Just checking that teenagers are still doing their jobs

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays. But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

How on Gods green earth does Gwede Mantashe still have a job.

Harper Lee: This is the worst writer's block I've ever had Mockingbird: ThIs Is THe WorSt WriTER's bLOck I'Ve EVer HAd Harper Lee: *eyes narrowing*

A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

Pretty sure my bank thinks I’m either bipolar or a crackhead the way my account fluctuates.

The 'E' in South Africa stands for Electricity.

*HOT TAKE*. Maybe Trump wasn’t far off about us being a shithole country.

Just remembered that we once had a finance minister who quoted Kendrick Lamar in parliament, said “we gon be alright” 😀 then we hard cut to the same guy holding his penis saying “imagine this in your mouth” 🤦🏾‍♂️😳 we’ve been through a lot!!

I just learnt that an Air Fryer is just ChatGPT for cooking.

Hey Gwede Mantashe. youtu.be/V8Vtb0bn30M

Have you given any thought to what you’ll spend your week as JHB mayor doing, when your turn comes around ?

I’m sorry, I refuse to call it Xmas, I’m going to keep calling it Twittermas like before.

Water falling from the sky, and yet my pipes run dry. Thanks Johannesburg Water

Editing in Instagram is a colossal failure. There are constant bugs and issues. Volume issues between voice overs and music. It’s just a problem! Instagram Comms