I love having Vietnamese sandwiches because I get to say “ok guys lunch is Bahn Mi!”

Just walked by two men conspiring and overheard “man that’s just the name of the rules of the game” and I feel like life has begun anew

There’s probably a psychic who reads your Biore strip

Regarding “It’s a Wonderful Life”: Uncle Billy is fired, right?

I've observed that movers complain more when your boxes are all labeled "garbage"

Pleased as punch that our Queen of Knives will have music by Harry Bolles, Theo Padouvas, & Jherek Bischoff (+some seriously dreamy Beethoven).

Just put up my album, "Making Believe"! Give it a listen, and even pay for it if you really want harrybolles.bandcamp.com #makingbelieve

We tell you what to listen to… S&F recommends MAKING BELIEVE by Harry Bolles (with some video of Queen of Knives): sharpandfine.wordpress.com/2013/12/31/sf-…

I hope someday to be introduced as "the reason for the season"

I was tried for stealing a fish from the butcher, but they let me off because it was Bastille day

Turn that trichinosis into trichi-yes-is!

Cracking peanuts in bed #bachelorbadhabits

Dentist shoegaze rockband: My Bloody Toothbrush #comedygold

Teller on the streets, Penn in the sheets #gravestoneideas

"Ask Siri About Murder" #updatehitchcock

Prototype stripes for my #Athletics guitar

Naughty fun: replace "baby" in any song with "babies"

Today my coworkers made fun of the Grateful Dead and I’m still trying not to cry 😢

I just watched a standing person with two arms scratch his chin with his knee- it was like a glimpse at another reality

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