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Somebody has given Shania Twain a job at the BBC. Let it go Shania

Does anyone know who I speak to about trying to repurpose the covid graph to make it a bit more Xmassy and educational for the festive season. First draft below.

Why is “bread sauce” invited to Xmas dinner though please. It’s shit porridge and it knows it. Imagine choosing bread sauce over something like cranberry sauce and being able to just go about your day like nothings happened.

Read the first word of my tweets going back more than a year and then RT to raise awareness of an important issue. (If you know, you know). Merry Xmas.

Not doing Xmas cards this year so instead I’ve made a John Lewis / supermarket style Xmas advert. Have a wonderful Xmas all 😘

Got to perform with some some pretty cool comedians tonight

Had a “pinch me” moment last night performing here with an amazing bill consisting: Abandoman Esther Manito Jon Pearson 🤣 JonnyPComic.eth and Zoe Lyons 🥳

Awesome gig in Canterbury last night, headlined by the brilliant comic and incredibly nice man Paul Sinha (Paul Sinha)

What a great line up Castle Comedy tonight The Quarry Theatre Great to meet comedians Jasuke Harvey Hawkins Zoe Lyons & host and friend Paul Revill with cousin @kwscott29

When it’s a heatwave but you’ve got hayfever

POV: Lilly Allen’s boyfriend hearing her song “not fair” for the first time

Henry Viii’s best man hearing about the 6th wedding

Meeting for the first sleeping bag

Dog walker small talk

Designers of “that” type of blind

Teenagers in the 00’s

2022 so far

The news every day (but in 20 seconds)

5 year covid anniversary instagram.com/reel/DEZfe47sg…

House plants…. instagram.com/reel/DHDOen_sS…