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A very satisfying feeling is identifying when a celebrity's head is too small for their body, and now I'm testing if floating that information but not sharing it is also satisfying

me on "you have to be thin, but not too thin" vs. "your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner" slate.com/culture/2024/0…

Mad Men! They used to smoke so much! Even doctors! (JK I just keep seeing this tweet and being like, which before times? There are kind of a lot of times that came before)

time and again it's been proven that the law of matter does in fact apply to the zit stickers you fell asleep wearing that you can't find in the morning...nope, they didn't magically disappear, you'll find them in your hair in a few hours

for once i can confidently say... not me i'm built different

extremely delightful

she should've titled disc 1 and disc 2 "it's so over" and "we're so back" respectively

Congrats to three star athletes: Travis Kelce, Jason Kelce and Joel D. Anderson 🆓 on their The Webby Awards wins! #Webbys

stereophonic and bravo's the valley are both chronicles of the drawn-out breakups of two couples within a friend group... as for which is superior, you may not be ready for that conversation

For The Baffler I wrote about fake Jews, could-be Jews, would-be Jews, and, well, Jews in Germany: thebaffler.com/latest/how-ger…

I love the opening so so much

Today marks the launch of the biggest and most meaningful project of my career. It's hard to put into words how much heart + hard work went into making this podcast. I hope you'll listen and be as moved, tickled, outraged, and awestruck by these stories as I still am. 🪩✨🔻🏳️‍🌈

scrolled far back enough in the archives of a jack sclossberg fan tumblr to discover that it used to be an adam driver fan tumblr

linguistically interesting things happening with the word "oh"

I wish I'd had the foresight to take a photo of the screen when the Jackbox game told us each to draw something that made us happy and it was revealed that my loved one drew me and I drew French fries

i got one of the most urgent mom texts i've ever gotten about the boar's head recall, she really thinks i'm just sitting around eating bologna all the time but the worst part is she's not wrong

i'm of whatever microgeneration originally learned about the gallagher brothers and how they hate each other from that mtv show where claymation figures fight each other in a boxing ring, and i'm of whatever persuasion that my knowledge never really went any further

Jason Schwartzman being part of the laminatorati... yes slate.com/human-interest…

did a little q&a about mycareer (TM cher) yourfirstbyline.substack.com/p/my-first-byl…