I’m incredibly grateful for Mary Moriarty’s service and dedication to Hennepin County. Our community is better off because of the incredible work she accomplished and will continue to do as she serves the rest of her term. Mary deserves all the flowers.

There will be guys on this app named “Autistic Nazi” and you’re like hmm that’s not right, and then you click on their profile and it’s all trains and Adolf Hitler.

Get you a son that eats burgers with you like this.

Mark Twain called the 1870-1890’s the “gilded age” as a metaphor, and then Trump as usual decided to just take it literally and also crank it to 11.

I remember this ad from when he first ran in my district. I guess centrism truly is a fusion of both fear and optimism.

Just to be clear, this case pertains to Dan Winter/Seven Corners Print and Promo. I printed tens of thousands of pieces of apparel that customers expected to be manufactured by union labor, but was never part of a union. When presented with this info management laid me off.

Oops all Democrats!

In the war between Jocks and Nerds, I was always in the side of the Nerds, but I’m starting to understand the Jocks’ perspective.

I spent $8 on the checkmark so I could get paid for that stupid playground tweet and now there’s no way to turn it off, even when I change my name. Fucking kick me sign super glued to my back.

Ken Martin kicked me out of the DFL when he found out I bought a 2021 Honda Odyssey with 4.1% APR and only $5,000 cash down.