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Latino straight men get a little trade school certification & suddenly become Trump supporters. Dumb bitches

So what’s everyone doing tomorrow

Same

This was one of the best if not the best short stories of the year.

Remember the Colbert special that aired that night?

I will likely be nuking my account pretty soon on here. You're all lovely people but I can't imagine the hellscape this place is going to become. Find me in the photo place under Hexican.

This dude is getting an Apple TV show in a couple of years.

Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended

‘I have not read or seen the subject I’m going to make a long thread about, but this won’t stop me from doing it’ is peak Twitter

Honored to be part of this fantastic ToC!!!!

Here's some more proof that my novel "Good-Looking Ugly" is not far off from reality. kentucky.com/news/local/cri…

ICYMI: The first page of my story "Ahuizotl," out now in Dark Waters Vol. 2 from Dark Waters Podcast! Get your copy today: amzn.to/3P6VD5a

time for the annual CHRISTMAS KINDNESS THREAD if it was a tough year for you & you need a little help through the holidays reply here with your cashapp if it was a good year for you and you wanna lift a stranger up grab someone from here & send them some money do good be good

New Fiction: "A Minor Irritation" by Chris Holm shotgunhoney.com/fiction/minor-…

Why is the skull giving the people’s eyebrow

This is the equivalent of me sneaking my book into a Barnes and Nobles shelf and then saying I'm a best seller.

"Rob D. Smith's raucous debut novel Good-Looking Ugly centers on an unforgettable protagonist in the fiercely loyal and fearsomely violent Daniel, who will stop at nothing to protect his family from the Kentucky Fried Mafia. Finger-lickin' good!" - Scott Von Doviak

You know you've fucked up when HIDEO KOJIMA finds your storylines too confusing.