Helix announce record profits as fans buy up their rulers to copy Phil Foden’s haircut… #WalesvsEngland #Qatar2022 #WorldCup2022 #football #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 playstb.com

Cheney Hawkes provided the half time entertainment at the Ahmad bin Ali stadium - the Qataris really do have a human rights record to answer to… #QatarWorldCup2022 #footballmanager #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

Goal for Rashford! You know what’s gunna happen next… free school dinners in Doha!! #rashford #eng #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 #QatarWorldCup

Spot the Ball is 100% free to play. Register and then play! Go to playstb.com where someone will win Pele’s signed shirt. Prizes EVERY DAY! #Qatar #WorldCup #brazilworldcup #COMPETITION #entertainment #fun

Look what we just bought on EBay! A Messi doll. 12 inches high. Cheats to get penalties. Life size! #Messi #LeoMessi #QatarWorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022

There have been some great strikers in this World Cup so far, but here’s one of the best strikers ever… who is it? Oh, ask yer mam! #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 #Messi #England

Well, it makes a change from frikkin’ traffic lights! #QatarWorldCup2022 #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #WorldCup playstb.com

Uruguay going out? Suarez you may well pull your shirt over your head. It’s size XL: extra loser! #Qatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 #WorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup

Nuthin else to say. #WorldCup2022 #BBCWorldCup #FIFAWorldCupGR #Qatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 playstb.com

Where are all the World Cup characters? Remember Colombia? Happy days! #QatarWorldCup2022 #WorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #bra

Here’s one for the oldies, and all the proud folks in Cameroon! Let’s party like it’s 1990!! Enjoy! #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 play Spot the Ball for free. Playstb.com

Isn’t this the fella who once won Eurovision?? #FIFAWorldCup2022 #FIFA23 #Qatar2022 #Qatar #WorldCup #WorldcupQatar2022

Just to get you in the mood… it’s RIVELINO! #Qatar2022 #Brazil #WorldCup #WorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022

This game is exactly like our tea ( which we haven’t had yet ) Birds Eye v Farmfoods. We’ve got both on the menu! #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup #Brazil #QatarWorldCup #ITVFootball #fifa playstb.com #eng

Just thinking about Brazil. Who doesn’t LOVE this fella!! RIP the great Socrates… #WorldCup #brazilvscroatia #Qatar2022 #BBCFootball #eng #Pele

The worst writing in uk tv history! Coronation Streets terrorist incident, driving with a bomb in the van… even Rita Fairclough’s hair is more realistic! WTF!!!! #Corrie #coronationstreet #ITV funny-writer.com

Do they only have one police uniform in the Coronation st props dept? It’s always the same copper FFS!!! #Corrie #coronationstreet #itv funny-writer.com

The debut novel by L.K.Pang is out now. If you love mystery thrillers then this is for you! Highly recommended!

The Cuckoo on Channel5 is the most predictable piece of crap it’s been my displeasure to watch. All the usual ‘ let’s not call the police’ and an ending I predicted right at the start. Embarrassing! #thecuckoo

Tonight was the launch of the latest novel by the brilliant LG Jenkins! A fab night and can’t wait to read this trilogy!! Bring it on… #author #dystopian #novel #dystopianfuture #future