Pearl Rose (@hipearlrose) 's Twitter Profile
Pearl Rose

@hipearlrose

too mean for the midwest too nice for anywhere else • comedian • writer • advice columnist for @racketmn send Qs to [email protected]

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Ravi Mangla (@ravi_mangla) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Any Democrat using their platform to attack Zohran while the GOP rushes through the biggest cut to Medicaid *in history* doesn’t deserve their seat.

Samantha Ruddy is back (@samlymatters) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Democrats can’t get a crosswalk installed when they have all three branches, but it took Republicans 6 months to gut the entire US government like it was a Red Lobster.

Melanie D'Arrigo (@darrigomelanie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It costs taxpayers $89,425 to incarcerate one person at Trump’s “Alligator Alcatraz” per year. That’s more than what 95% of Americans spend on housing and food. Republican priorities: Waste tax dollars torturing immigrants, while cutting support for working class families.

Drew (@drebastion) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I would just love it if someone could explain to me how head coverings like a hijab are more disruptive of a woman’s autonomy than the expectation that they transform every detail of their appearance with paints, chemicals, diets, razors, scissors, shapewear, creams and surgeries

Pearl Rose (@hipearlrose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

aside for the fact that Im too old and ugly, I could never be on love island because Im way too much of a hypochondriac and the lighting would overstimulate me

Pearl Rose (@hipearlrose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me on love island: dont touch me, I havent shit in two weeks and the lights are making me homicidal. does anyone want to play ping pong