John Hodgman (@hodgman) 's Twitter Profile
John Hodgman

@hodgman

Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.

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I had a nice time building and then destroying the city of HODGTONA BEACH yesterday. Come join me as I return to SIMCITY today at 10AM Eastern! #maxfundrive bit.ly/ZONEJOY326

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Yesterday in SIMCITY I destroyed an amusement park, built a stadium across from the Eiffel Tower and tried to host a monster truck rally, but my coal power plant ate it and we lost power. What will go wrong today? SIMCITY? Join us at 10AM and find out: bit.ly/ZONEJOY327

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Today is the last day of the #maxfundrive and the last morning I’ll be playing SimCity. Come watch and chat with me as I figure out what to do with this house that is stuck between a reflecting pool and a nuclear reactor. bit.ly/ZONEJOY328

Today is the last day of the #maxfundrive and the last morning I’ll be playing SimCity. Come watch and chat with me as I figure out what to do with this house that is stuck between a reflecting pool and a nuclear reactor. bit.ly/ZONEJOY328
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Thursday, 4/3, at 3PM=the return of GET YOUR PETS! ...the afternoon talk show in which I, a person who used to be on actual TV, now interviews random people on the internet and their dogs, cats, and other pets. Set a reminder and watch HERE: bit.ly/GETPETS43

Thursday, 4/3, at 3PM=the return of GET YOUR PETS! ...the afternoon talk show in which I, a person who used to be on actual TV, now interviews random people on the internet and their dogs, cats, and other pets. Set a reminder and watch HERE: bit.ly/GETPETS43
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Just a reminder that I am going LIVE to talk to your cats and dogs and other pets today at 3PM eastern. It's called GET YOUR PETS and it's happening here (and wherever you get your streams): bit.ly/GETPETS43

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Scared of Widths i think your definition of elitist is backwards if you think a guy who lives in a small apartment with a cat is the elite and a famous hollywood actor with millions of dollars is not elite. this is what a lack of material politics does to you

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3PM today=THE JOY OF ZONING, a chill play-along in the mellow mood of Bob Ross but instead of painting happy little trees, I zone out while zoning residential and industrial districts in the famously buggy, beautiful virtual world of SIMCITY 2013. youtube.com/live/yUyCQE6Yt…

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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

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Someone in your life is wrong about something. Let me know about it so I can judge you CORRECT (or WRONG, maybe. Tell you what... I'll decide at maximumfun.org/jjho #JJHO

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What's the state motto of Maryland? Do you know the Gnomes of Fifield, Wisconsin? What is New Mexico's OFFICIAL STATE QUESTION? Find out at E PLURIBUS MOTTO, in which Janet Varney and I road trip thru these (barely) united States, discussing their mottos, mammals, MONSTERS, and