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Me explaining the general theme of Lana Del Rey’s music

"Security is hard": parks and rec edition -

sometimes I call the number on the dog missing posters and just bark 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“hot girl summer”

Why “they can just go to a homeless shelter” fundamentally misunderstands how the shelter system works. 🧵/1

A hierarchy of alienness: Pictures of animals from least to most related to you. Least-related animal: Sponges. You and sponges are both animals. That's basically all you've got in common.

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Tonight will be another Top 9 fall migration night. Please share our number (773-988-1867) so injured birds can get the help they need quickly. Turn off your home's exterior and interior lights after 11pm. Let's hope the birds pass over Chicago instead of being ensnared by it!

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Andrew Garfield on losing his mother

For the last #CCOJspotlight, it is @loreazabaleta, the co-EIC of CCOJ. She is majoring in international political economy and minoring in environmental studies and journalism. She has bylines in The Mountain and Ski Journal. A fun fact about Lorea is [REDACTED]

the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night