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7:09 a.m. and I've already lost a contact. Walking around with one eye closed.

I have such bad luck that if I were to buy a cemetery people would stop dying.

New obsession = flappy bird!

Ready to hit the lottery that I scrolled through all those damn chain letters for

Almost there......bastard

They should change the name "mugshots" to "cellfies"

I can't be the only person who puts the same things in the same pockets day to day...

I guess what you do in the dark does come to light!

"Teenie Diary: I TOLD YOU MERMAIDS EXIST " Renee Abbott saw your post and this one shortly after lol

Surfboard surfboard

Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right here I am stuck in the middle with you

I hate the transition from winter to spring. I can never figure out a comfortable setting on the thermostat.

I hate when my thumb decides to randomly favorite peoples tweets that I have no business favoriting

@carmenhayz ɑժɾíɑղɑ ցɑɾϲíɑ it hasn't started raining yet.....

Tears of joy!

About to find out what having 2 jobs is all about. Bring it on!

I need more snapchat friends. Gwilson87

Getting my little guy today finally!

#1 turn off - chewing with your mouth wide open, smacking, being an ignorant ass with no manners.