started a hot shorts parody account: hort shots. pls follow for [???]

starting the day off right by tweeting into the void.

list of better band names than "hot shorts": - literally any other band name

another day, another urge to type the meaningless sentence "the world according to ... hot shorts" successfully resisted.

would it be funny to pretend we're playing at primavera this weekend?

hort shots I thought you were??

the tweet is coming from inside the phone

What's with these homies dissing my cat

i want to stroke you like an animal

9 contenders for the new hot shorts album cover

btw we’re all rich… … with great song ideas.

have you guys heard that band idles? man those guys are really trying their best

the saddest thing about being in the band hot shorts is that we will never be able to experience the mild embarrassment/discomfort of watching us play a gig

We’re back to it this weekend ! With our buds in Hamburger MANCHESTER - Saturday The Peer Hat with hort shots and Ermine Fudge BIRMINGHAM - Sunday The Sunflower Lounge with Spits Milk and Richard Burke BRISTOL - Monday The Crofters Rights Sweet Juno

Important info: we are on stage at 7.15 prompt tonight The Peer Hat ! Pls turn up around 8 to ensure u thoroughly miss our set