Just getting my sack of crap from boffer.co.uk - tweeted from boffer.co.uk tinyurl.com/bmxeldv

Joining Twitter

I've arrived. Welcome to my world - your world - twitter world?

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel - Maya Angelou

I just signed a petition urging Abdelilah Benkirane to stop violence against women and repeal Article 475 #RIPAmina #Morocco

I had a wardrobe disaster Thursday. It collapsed

What can I make with a wardrobe shaped piece of canvas?

Today I collect two flatpack wardrobes I won on ebay!

Today I have a wardrobe again!

Finally got round to updating my profile pic. Well, it is July - second tweet this year!

Wow 2014 already. Well, that's one tweet this year anyway!

Amazed to spot this in the chemist. There didn't seem to be an IQ enhancer for brunettes though.

Thank you to the US Coast Guard for responding to our call and resuming search of #cheekirafiki Let's keep up hope. standard.co.uk/news/world/sea…

Pepsi palm oil suppliers #LiveForNow, destroy tomorrow. iLiveForNow.com

#CameronMustGo. Probably the worst government this country has ever had the misfortune to have.

#Cameronmustgo People dying & hospitals closing despite 30 BILLION excess in National Insurance pot voxpoliticalonline.com/2014/12/08/the…

@LaylaAlMomani HOURHOUSE Seems I'm famous at last! Been using Hourhouse as my online ID for about 20 years...

The Brit-ish Isles #SuggestANewNameForTheUK