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hq_aardvark

@hq_aardvark

i'm an aardvark who used to live at the worst pub in sheffield. islamo-leftist tra-lite aardvark person - according to some nutter on here.

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calendar_today08-08-2016 11:01:04

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The book is about mummy and daddy, Daddy and daddy and mummy and mummy There is no woke content This is what the TRAs and GC ulTRAs have done They've made it difficult to sell books about normal families having a birthday party and adopting a child

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As an islamo-leftist tra-lite aardvark person, I say you can try to pry my fascist Barbour jacket from my exceptionally warm, toasty, and dry hands, but you will fail.

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Looking for the perfect festive gift to tell an annoying housemate you want them to move out? Look no further! ☃️🎄🎁

Looking for the perfect festive gift to tell an annoying housemate you want them to move out? Look no further! ☃️🎄🎁
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A message from the head of HR to all budding HR professionals: "Work hard and reach the top of your game, and you too can spend your office days alternately snoring loudly and bullying the workers to share their cheese sandwiches."

A message from the head of HR to all budding HR professionals:

"Work hard and reach the top of your game, and you too can spend your office days alternately snoring loudly and bullying the workers to share their cheese sandwiches."
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"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for an aardvark to be able to link her Nectar card to an Argos account when making a purchase." #Monday

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for an aardvark to be able to link her Nectar card to an Argos account when making a purchase." #Monday
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Right then little tiny phone friends, would anyone like an actual real Christmas card this year? If so, do feel free to slide into my DMs with a postal address you're happy to share with a slightly mental aardvark x ☃️🎄☃️

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Happy Advent lovely people, here's a very tasteful and not at all tacky tableau to celebrate ☃️🌲☃️ (I just dropped the baby Jesus on the floor, so am off to hell, brb.)

Happy Advent lovely people, here's a very tasteful and not at all tacky tableau  to celebrate ☃️🌲☃️

(I just dropped the baby Jesus on the floor, so am off to hell, brb.)