If you have followed me the last 2 years you know I am deeply conservative when it comes to clowning. I never do it unless something tips the scales in the balance of probabilities … I’m gagged

Being a Swiftie is so much fun because what do you mean I’m up way past my bedtime waiting in a digital queue to hand over all my money to buy a vinyl record filled with songs I’ve never heard and counting the seconds to watch a football podcast.

Posted a video of my nephew on Instagram asking Taylor Swift to sing really loud for him in person and a week later she announced a new album. Everyone please thank him because I’m assuming all this is happing because he asked so nicely.

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING TAYLOR SWIFT. TONIGHT. 7PM ET.

“If there’s one thing males sports fans want in their spaces and on their screens… it’s more of me.” – Taylor Swift, comedian extraordinaire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

the thumbnail on the NFL page being “it’s more of me” is so fucking funny 😭😭😭

CC Matt Powell

It’s honestly so heartwarming to see two people so in love and proud and supportive of each other. I’m a puddle. 😭 Taylor and Travis, thank you for bringing happiness to our lives. And shout out Jason Kelce. Masterful in leading the conversation

AND IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST TOO?????? SHE LIVED FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL!!!

is this how citizens in district 12 felt about peeta and katniss at the end of mockingjay

Taylor Swift’s 2025, so far: • Purchased her masters • Announced new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ • Got engaged to Travis Kelce

“Why are you so happy for someone who doesn’t know you exist?” This is why. 🥺 Taylor Nation Taylor Swift

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists would devote their entire lives to deceiving you, but a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

I don't have kids and this is exactly what I want my tax dollars going to.

someone tweeted “what will they blame autism on if they can’t blame vaccines anymore”. women. they will blame women.

So much of Trumpism is deeply insecure men trying to act out some fantasy.

Are the groceries cheap yet

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day