This pamphlet says a two year old should be able to "plan and complete projects," "manage their time," and "accept responsibility for open-ended tasks." Where are these two year olds, and can I hire them onto my team? We have lots of peanut butter at the office

Interesting brand extension.

Duffield Lincoln-Mercury Dealership, Long Beach, California 1963

The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

If birds left tracks in the sky, what would they look like? Xavi Bou photographs reveal the flight patterns of birds on.natgeo.com/2CdJ5C6

Nice one!

The iconic Schuyler Duffy! (page from 2011 icon book) #lifeimitatesart #pixels #iconIRL #8bit #icondesign

This Harvard Business Review chart seems to have been made by someone who didn't know what most of the terms meant: hbr.org/2018/10/which-…

WFH pie chart of my living room corner

Splitter to Howard every time

People are posting weird HS baseball field dimensions on r/baseball and I could look at these forever

A starfish walking is a pleasant diversion from a pandemic

Increased fire activity and heavy smoke due to winds on the #woodwardfire We now have air resources that are arriving on scene to help in the firefight.

TikTok is something I resisted but people doing observational comedy into their camera phones is a source of great delight in my life, so I'm going to do a thread featuring some favorites from micro-genres of comedy that have flourished on the platform this year

A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder

This elementary school band playing “Stakes is High” is the feel-good content I needed today ❤️

first night of haimukkah ✡️ sandler we’re coming for you

The designer Susan Kare looked to cross-stitch, to mosaics, and to hobo signs for inspiration when creating icons for early Macintosh computers: nyer.cm/9nOwt2I