This pamphlet says a two year old should be able to "plan and complete projects," "manage their time," and "accept responsibility for open-ended tasks." Where are these two year olds, and can I hire them onto my team? We have lots of peanut butter at the office
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
Increased fire activity and heavy smoke due to winds on the #woodwardfire
We now have air resources that are arriving on scene to help in the firefight.
TikTok is something I resisted but people doing observational comedy into their camera phones is a source of great delight in my life, so I'm going to do a thread featuring some favorites from micro-genres of comedy that have flourished on the platform this year
A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder
The designer Susan Kare looked to cross-stitch, to mosaics, and to hobo signs for inspiration when creating icons for early Macintosh computers: nyer.cm/9nOwt2I