Happy 4th of July!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

How did Kool-Aid survive as a company after that one thing?

Right Said Fred and Drop Dead Fred came out at the same time. It was too much for this fifth grader.

Draw me like one of your clever girls

I like to fry bacon with my shirt off for the danger of it all

Wait, Billy Joel didn’t say “Bob Dole” 🤯

If I was on the Rush or Heart gameshow, I wouldn’t get a single question right

Frosted mini-wheat would make the final four

The bunnies in my neighborhood are reproducing faster than Catholic rabbits

Bo Bragason will play the princess in the new Legend of Zelda movie. I wonder who will play Zelda, the hero that saves her?

Thank you Jesus!

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