Wasichana wanakuanga petty sana,, sasa mbona unijamie ati ju sijakuwish happy birthday,,who told you I'm happy that you're here ??

Being outside Nairobi takes an unexplainable amount of weight off your shoulders, you even breath easier!

Timber lands zangu mbili zitakuwa kwa bride price ya sister yangu

Jirani ameshikwa na mtoto wa CBC huyu najua anaenda 35 clean

People who snore loudest are the first to sleep

Zimeshika nategea tu yule dem we campus anitumie nyondos siku iishe

People change completely when they start using iPhone. It must be the Apple. It changed Eve too.

jirani amejaribu kuanza conversation na mimi hapa tukiota jua akanipata offguard😂😂 him: kuna UCL leo? me: hizo ni? i need to start watching football because...

The H in adult stands for happiness

Laughing is the best medicine but if you're laughing for no reason you need medicine

Mtu ako na deni yako alafu unapata anakulanga lunch

Ukikosa kulipia Spotify inakutesa na vitu hutaki kuskiza all the time

Haha ati unalipa deni mapema ndo loan limit ipande😂🚮

Probability of hearing billions of money getting lost through Linda jamii is high. Letu jicho tu

That tall chair near the bar counter is made for you ,go drink and open up to the beautiful woman she'll listen and forget everything about you the next day .

Watching Game of Thrones is like going to college. A big waste of time

Siamini we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history🫣

Unachill tu hivi chrome ukibrowse alafu unaletewa cookies uaccept. Zitawai shuka kweli?

Acha niende apa liquor store nione ka wakona kabej

Alafu, why do phones rings longer when you are ignoring the call🤔😂