“You can’t me nothin! You got pregnant on a PULL OUT bed!” 🤯🤯🤯

Why am i excited to get in bed knowing there are clothes there?! I am a grown man

I’m proud of myself. I downloaded Reaident Evil 4 on my Nintendo Switch and been playing all day. Scared af. But getting through it. But now it’s dark outside. I turned that joint off so fast! I’m supposed to be a grown man smh

America is Jordan Peele’s latest and greatest.

Y'all want a big dawg or what?! Baby Denzel 😂

Why do people keep trying our uncle?! #DenzelWashington

Y'all dig the fit? 🤔 Baby Denzel #fitcheck #streetwear

Papi was tryna tell Bernadette how he feel

This random but Evelyn was smackin da hell out that thang wasn’t she?!

It’s raining so hard I just saw somebody get robbed for their umbrella on the bus

In a Uber and ‘At Your Best’ Aaliyah came on. I asked the driver if he could turn the music up… this man don’t speak English. I’m finna play that when I get in the house

I hate a conversation that turns into a competition of what you know. You got it Google

Dear foreign countries, I ain had nun to do wit dat

I’m at the bus stop and this woman smells like Japanese cherry blossom and kootiekat…… my lawd

She just put on a dog vest… it’s crack yall

7pm Friday is all fun and game until it’s actually 95 degrees 🥵

Jet2 starring Denzel

I heard a man say “Everyday is fishing day but not everyday is catching day” I’m stuck on that

Forever Grateful 🙏🏽💪🏽

People will hate on you for making it and being consistent with what you do. Dont listen to them though because majority of them would be you if they had the option…