Saturday night was insane. Not only did I get to open for a living comedy legend and genius Colin Quinn — at the end of my set someone handed me a note and I got to bring up Rogan for the first time. Truly surreal moment getting to surprise the audience like that. Never stop.

Thibodeau needs to smile once in a while. Nobody wants to play for a sourpuss. #Knicks

Saw Todd Barry last night he was complaining how they watched his Dublin shows and hit him with state and federal tax right after so he said “ I thought you don’t tax writers in this country” they said “we don’t ”.

So you’re saying it was that good? Thanks.

I’ve heard you described as a big beautiful bore.

Rewatched my first special from 1992

Just finished it. It’s great. Not a “banger” because that term annoys me . Joe’s new special is a CQ-er! Better, right? youtu.be/WXAEFZ-z_ns

1. Don’t tell me and the fans what time to watch. 2. Everybody’s busy at 11 am. You should call it Unconvenient.

Told the venue in Lawrence, KS to make my dressing room look like a Colin Quinn show. #MicDrop

You look like Dutch imbeciles who photobombed a Van Gogh. Please return “via cargo” escorted by a somber Florentine.

Colin Quinn They sat in their hotel room after the show, clinked glasses and said, "Hey man -- we did it."

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