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something i do now is answer any spam call and i reverse spam them. i ask them if they're calling about the dollhouse and i go into great detail about the dollhouse: the floors, the vintage kitchen table, the elevator etc. so far i've been hung up on every time, it's incredible.

white women are like "it's wabi-sabi" when they make mistakes but no babe, you're just bad at ceramics

part of me is like maybe the baby should be thrown out with the bathwater though

female friendship is just listing your ailments to each other

in my drafts

100% of my friend's boyfriends are named michael

in early 2022 my friend syd and i created YENTA, a jewish goods merch store, to celebrate the nostalgia of our childhoods (my grandma used to pinch my butt and call me yenta as a kid) - please take a look and buy our perfect jewish merch: bonfire.com/store/y-e-n-t-…

We’ve gotten too liberal about what we’ll make chips out of. Everything can’t be a chip.

it’s rude my fiancé won’t let me have a love island themed engagement party

i’m all for men wearing jewelry but brayden’s earrings on the bachelorette are giving middle aged art teacher who believes in ghosts & shawl collar vibes

I went Hollywood! Here’s my magnum opus from the first week of the double strike: from Larchmont to Culver City, the studios are losing control of the town, and solidarity (plus lots of sunscreen) is in the air. jacobin.com/2023/07/hollyw…

running a buy one get one free sale all of august for pocket mantras! use code: BUY1GET1 - please share! etsy.com/shop/steviedoe…

my step-son (5-years-old) just said he was “mega-like-quadruple mad at me” for telling him not to blow air into the dog’s butthole while the dog was eating dinner

can we all agree that 10% off is not an actual discount

i am haunted by the 3d images of your soon-to-be born children

on my way to get my energy (car) cleaned

came home to visit my parents for thanksgiving so i could watch commercials at a volume intended for a stadium full of people

technically pickles are a fruit which is ruining my life

hear me out, only children should have to go to jail for at least a week of their life so they know what it feels like to have siblings

i know i’m not meant to be a mother bc i would name my baby boy dobby. i also know i'm not meant to use this app anymore bc this is what i’m shooting out into the universe.