Out here living the low life

Was going to post something sassy but gave up

If this doesn’t happen Im going goblin mode on some poor shoe store employee

Let’s get a energy drink company going. The industry is stale 🫦

I’m going to comment on every one of Viper’s posts for the rest of my life

Getting drunk to try and be happy (as a bit)

Fuck off Lyft ❤️

🫡 is the new 😌

RT if you think ✝️ needs to bring back the Kentucky waterfall

Ants everywhere

Great drugs come from happy dealers, and happy dealers come from San Francisco™️

The best bars have olives that taste like bullshit

Unwashed and unhinged

Today I watched a dog try to eat a rock. I wish I had that kind of confidence.

Are we the product of an alien experiment gone wrong?? Short answer: No Long answer: idk

Shazam but for whatever movie is on at this bar rn

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All my friends say I look like Beyoncé

Most horses are uncircumcised

Ripped the can so hard I’m smelling toast