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Newton Bank Kumar

@idesibanda

Data Teller | Satire | Middle Class | Public Banks

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कर्मचारियों की लिस्ट देखकर तो ऐसा लग रहा है जैसे किसी हॉलीवुड फिल्म के हीरो की टीम बनाई जा रही हो जो दुनिया को बचाने निकली है, बस यहाँ दुनिया की जगह 'SMC खाते' हैं। यह सर्कुलर 'Work Life Balance' पर एक चुटकुला है, जिसे बैंक ने बहुत गंभीरता से लिया है। Don't have you shame

कर्मचारियों की लिस्ट देखकर तो ऐसा लग रहा है जैसे किसी हॉलीवुड फिल्म के हीरो की टीम बनाई जा रही हो जो दुनिया को बचाने निकली है, बस यहाँ दुनिया की जगह 'SMC खाते' हैं। यह सर्कुलर 'Work Life Balance' पर एक चुटकुला है, जिसे बैंक ने बहुत गंभीरता से लिया है।
Don't have you shame
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To The Branch Manager, [Branch Name/Address] Date:  Subject: Protest Against Compulsory Duty on Holidays and Demand for Financial Compensation as per Bipartite Settlement Respected Sir/Madam, We, the undersigned employees, write to express our strong protest against the

WeBankersOfficial® (@bankers_we) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some Public Sector Banks in India have reportedly asked their employees to work on 26 and 27 July 2025, which are officially declared holidays. This decision has once again raised serious concerns about the toxic work culture in the banking sector. No Leave Even on Holidays

Some Public Sector Banks in India have reportedly asked their employees to work on 26  and 27 July 2025, which are officially declared holidays. This decision has once again raised serious concerns about the toxic work culture in the banking sector. No Leave Even on Holidays
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Public Sector Bank Managements be like: Hum Nahi Sudhrenge. Inspite of #RisingBankersSuicide Bank Managements will not learn lesson. They are still calling Bank Officials on Holidays. Just few days back Bank Of Baroda Chief Manager Mr Shiv Shankar Mitra ended his life due to

Public Sector Bank Managements be like: Hum Nahi Sudhrenge.
Inspite of #RisingBankersSuicide Bank Managements will not learn lesson. They are still calling Bank Officials on Holidays. Just few days back Bank Of Baroda Chief Manager Mr Shiv Shankar Mitra ended his life due to
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On 17 July, Chief Manager Shiv Shankar Mitra of Bank of Baroda died by suicide inside his branch, citing unbearable work pressure. Yet, just days later, the Sabarkantha Region of Bank of Baroda has summoned officers to work on the 4th Saturday & Sunday (26–27 July) - official

On 17 July, Chief Manager Shiv Shankar Mitra of <a href="/bankofbaroda/">Bank of Baroda</a> died by suicide inside his branch, citing unbearable work pressure.

Yet, just days later, the Sabarkantha Region of Bank of Baroda has summoned officers to work on the 4th Saturday &amp; Sunday (26–27 July) - official
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TCS Head Count 50K in 2005 to 6Lac in 2023 👇 FY2021▶️ 488,649🔵+8.96% FY2022▶️ 592,195🔵+21.2% FY2023▶️ 614,795🔵+3.82% FY2024▶️ 601,546🔴−2.16% FY2025▶️ 607,979 🔵+1.07% Job Cuts - Cyclic Or AI Effect⁉️

TCS Head Count 
50K in 2005 to 6Lac in 2023 👇

FY2021▶️ 488,649🔵+8.96%  
FY2022▶️ 592,195🔵+21.2%  
FY2023▶️ 614,795🔵+3.82%  
FY2024▶️ 601,546🔴−2.16%  
FY2025▶️ 607,979 🔵+1.07%

Job Cuts -  Cyclic Or AI Effect⁉️
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Post 2008 crisis, Banking wasn't a Pride Profession in US, and Now India have arrived at same point in Banking Industry but for different reasons. ~ Tamal Bandyopadhyay 👏

Post 2008 crisis, Banking wasn't a Pride Profession in US, and Now India have arrived at same point in Banking Industry but for different reasons.
 ~ <a href="/TamalBandyo/">Tamal Bandyopadhyay</a>  👏
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Demanding senior management, impatient customers, long working hours & ambitious targets for 3rd party sales besides garnering deposits, giving loans & recovery of bad loans. Not every branch manager can survive & thrive. What they need? Latest #BankersTrust in ⁦Business Standard

Demanding senior management, impatient customers, long working hours &amp; ambitious targets for 3rd party sales besides garnering deposits, giving loans &amp; recovery of bad loans. Not every branch manager can survive &amp; thrive. What they need? Latest #BankersTrust in ⁦<a href="/bsindia/">Business Standard</a>⁩
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इसको कहते हैं कि पूंछा आम और जवाब मिला इमली। आखिर कब तक एक ही रटा रटाया जवाब देते रहेंगे मंत्री जी?

इसको कहते हैं कि पूंछा आम और जवाब मिला इमली। आखिर कब तक एक ही रटा रटाया जवाब देते रहेंगे मंत्री जी?
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Mockery of Indian Parliament! 𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐡𝐚 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬: What Action taken by Govt on #5DaysBanking 𝐀𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫: meri fufi ke dusri beti ki shadi guruwar ko hai, jarur se jarur aana. 😂 Request K C Venugopal sir to take up with supplementary Ques on it.

Mockery of Indian Parliament!

𝐋𝐨𝐤𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐡𝐚 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬: What Action taken by Govt on #5DaysBanking

𝐀𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫: meri fufi ke dusri beti ki shadi guruwar ko hai, jarur se jarur aana. 😂

Request <a href="/kcvenugopalmp/">K C Venugopal</a> sir to take up with supplementary Ques on it.
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संसद या सर्कस!🤡 एक सासंद ने वित्त मंत्रालय से सीधा सवाल किया कि बैंक कर्मियों के 12वीं वेतन समझौते में IBA ने पांच दिवसीय बैंकिंग को मंजूरी दी थी, उसका क्या किया! जवाब में 2015 के 10वी वेतन समझौते का जिक्र किया, जबकि सवाल 2025 का है। अब क्या नेहरू जी जवाब देगें। #5DaysBanking

खुरपेंच Satire (@khurpench_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

नमस्कार दोस्तों , ये शर्मनाक घटना उत्तर प्रदेश की राजधानी लखनऊ की है , जहां एक गालीबाज दरोगा जी , जो खुद एक जिम्मेदार पद पर हैं , इंडियन बैंक की एक शाखा में पहुंचते हैं और वहां मौजूद महिला व पुरुष बैंककर्मियों के सामने खुलेआम मां-बहन की गालियों की बौछार कर देते हैं। बैंक में उस

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Attack on Banker in UPGB PS Nabab ganj Gonda Region We are deeply disturbed to report that Shri Yogendra Pratap Singh, Sr Manager(Law)RO Gonda, was brutally assaulted and held hostage overnight by criminals. He was physically harmed and looted, suffering both injury and trauma

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🚨 The Maharashtra government has issued a new social media policy that regulates the use for government employees. It bars them from criticizing policies of government in the state. (ET)

🚨 The Maharashtra government has issued a new social media policy that regulates the use for government employees. It bars them from criticizing policies of government in the state. (ET)
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On one end Bank of Baroda talks about work life balance and all. On the other end #UPGB sponsered by them is starting a meeting at 7:10 PM. Many branch heads will be joining this from branch. DFS Ministry of Finance Ministry of Labour & Employment, GoI who will be responsible fr any mishap in case?

On one end <a href="/bankofbaroda/">Bank of Baroda</a> talks about work life balance and all.
On the other end #UPGB sponsered by  them is starting a meeting at 7:10 PM.

Many branch heads will be joining this from branch.

<a href="/DFS_India/">DFS</a> <a href="/FinMinIndia/">Ministry of Finance</a> <a href="/LabourMinistry/">Ministry of Labour & Employment, GoI</a> who will be responsible fr any mishap in case?