Why settle for a plain #apple when you can have one dipped in #danger? 😈🍎💀 #ComeGetIt #JustOneBite #WorldAppleDay #AppleDay 🍏

This #pumpkin understood the assignment—it’s got guts, it’s bold, and it’s just a little extra… kinda like me! 🤪 #GoBigOrGourdHome #NationalPumpkinDay 🎃

#Throwback! ⏳🤩 This one took some time to surface because I wasn’t sure the Internet could handle me & Keshia Chanté redefining ‘table manners’ to #TableDancer. 💃🕺 You’re welcome for this #SundayService. 🙏 🎶 #Workit #SundayFunday #TableDancing #happyhalloween

My chihuahua Reggie is so industrious! 🤑Just doing his business and BAM- inadvertently opened an adult toy store. 💩👀 Sculpted out of just kibble and imagination, too! 🤩 #youredoingamazingsweetie

“Setting off on my noble quest through the land of crunchy leaves,” said the #ChihuahuaPuppy. 🍁🛤️ And the narrator said, ‘Little did Reggie know, his noble quest was just a yard long.’ 🍂✨ #TinyTrailblazer #chihuahua

They say “third time’s a charm,” ✨ but I’d say this is more of a Halloween miracle! 😅🎃👻 Thank you, Baby Dracula. 🙏🧛‍♂️📰 Milkman UnLimited Global Kingston milkmanunlimited.com/post/back-agai…

All that it took was just one night for #Trump to be #Dickmatized. 😈🍆 #VOTE ✅ #USA 🇺🇸 Donald J. Trump

First week at Global Kingston and I’ve already starred in: ‘𝙅𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚 𝙫𝙨. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙕𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝙇𝙚𝙣s: 𝙖 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚-𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮’. 🎥😒👀 Never mind 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 to carry the tripod without looking like a hammered horse on high heels… 🐴👠 It’s okay… 😅 We got this! 💪🙃💫

Sometimes people think I’m a snob. 😆 Those people don’t know that same person just ate a raisin off the kitchen floor. 😅 Except… it wasn’t a raisin—it was a DOG KIBBLE‼️ 😨🤢😡☠️ Worst ‘vintage grape’ I have ever had. 🚫🍇 Absolutely not. 👎 Beyond zero stars. ⬇️0️⃣🚮

Want my number? 📲 It sounds like you already have it, officer. 😏⛓️‍💥

#Kingston heats up in the winter- & shares the warmth! 🔥👀❄️ #2 in #Canada for #nonmonogamy, who knew? 😈 WATCH: globalnews.ca/video/108896...

❄️❄️ Attention #gays: The sidewalks are getting super icy. Bring your walking pace down to a heterosexual level in unsalted areas. Stay safe. 🙏🏳️‍🌈

Guess I’m moderating the holiday 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓. 𝗠𝘆 only wish this year? 🎁 To figure out who approved this lineup… 👀 🎤🎄🤣 #MakeSantaProudAgain 🎅🏻 Cataraqui Centre Donald J. Trump Kamala Harris

Waiting for an elevator and some guy comes up after me and pushes the button AGAIN, even though it was clearly illuminated like a god damn Vegas marquee. The hell is that move called?! 🥴 Did he think I was faking it?! Audacity is definitely on sale for Boxing Week, y’all. 🙄

It’s #NationalBirdDay! 🐦‍⬛ Did you know that crows are smarter than the average teenager and more loyal than most boyfriends. Who knew?! 🪶 youtu.be/cjCKKlLKWgs?si…

#Drivers beware! ⚠️🚗 Don’t mess with Crosswalk #Karen! 👑. She is #sidewalk royalty and will conquer you with her scepter 🪄 and sass. 💅😂 #lol #ocanada

When the moon claps back harder than your inner thighs on a jog.

In #Kingston, 55 popular programsare being axed at St. Lawrence College. What does it mean for the future? #StLawrenceCollege r5esident, Glenn Vollebregt, calls the policy pull-backs "short-sighted" for the future. Watch Globalnews.ca Global Kingston for more: youtu.be/l5d-yKYW3fg

The unknown holds the greatest rewards. 🙏 youtu.be/Vf_k9nlDD4I?si…

Every fairytale has a toad. 🐸 Some wear crowns… 👑 Some wear camouflage. 🪖