"Isn't this what video games are about? Doritos, Mountain Dew, late nights and trash talk?" -- uk.ign.com/articles/2000/… (via Noyb)

(Too long for Twitter, but they shoehorned a Citizen Kane comparison into that review too).

"Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs - It will bury its snout into your ribs and it will eat your heart." - store.steampowered.com/app/239200/ (via @TPlyem)

"Oh my god… that was alright… I suppose" - IGN . com (cc @rclarke.bsky.social)

"Oblivion with guns with malaria" - ign . com

"Our frothing demand for The Last Guardian's cancellation increases, comrade" - IGN.com

"As sequels go, this strikes a perfect balance between being almost slightly different and absolutely identical" - IGN . com

"We're kind of disappointed with the trailer. It's pretty much just some gameplay footage" - IGN . com

"We're not sure if it's a real game or not, because if you ignore the enemies they just go away. Not realistic 3/10" -IGN.com

"I cheated to write this review and regret nothing" IGN . com #reviewsexlikegames

"This distinct style transcends aesthetics" - IGN.com uk.ign.com/articles/2014/… *raises eyebrow* *frowns*

"It was fun even after someone lost an eye" - IGN.com

just about to jonathan blow myself away

This chain blew us away. —IGN.com x.com/ign/status/696…

"This statement release blew us away." —IGN.com x.com/xeneth/status/…

“Literally no character in this will shut the fuck up. The cutscenes just go on forever” - IGN . com (h/t Floh Kalahcim)

“I’m really enjoying this, but it just doesn’t seem to be ending” - @heathcliffsux

This thread blew us away: x.com/BinsterUK/stat…