Ikhide R. Ikheloa (@ikhide) 's Twitter Profile
Ikhide R. Ikheloa

@ikhide

I read. I write.

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I think about Kemi Badenoch a lot, I think about many Nigerians in Babylon who fled Nigeria in the past two decades, many who do not want to have anything to do with Nigeria, a country that hurt them so, many who died trying to cross deserts and oceans. I think about all that and

I think about Kemi Badenoch a lot, I think about many Nigerians in Babylon who fled Nigeria in the past two decades, many who do not want to have anything to do with Nigeria, a country that hurt them so, many who died trying to cross deserts and oceans. I think about all that and
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Festac. My little brother just sailed into the house with a big bag of ram suya with all the body parts! OMG! You have never lived until you have had ram suya you did not pay for! I love Nigeria, OMG, Kemi mi, why are you like this, why rubbish Nigeria with the truth? Here,

Festac. My little brother just sailed into the house with a big bag of ram suya with all the body parts! OMG! You have never lived until you have had ram suya you did not pay for! 

I love Nigeria, OMG, Kemi mi, why are you like this, why rubbish Nigeria with the truth? Here,
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LOL! To name a supposed place of learning after Muhammadu Buhari, one of the most intellectually incurious creatures that ever lived, is to showcase with pride how unserious Nigeria is!

LOL! To name a supposed place of learning after Muhammadu Buhari, one of the most intellectually incurious creatures that ever lived, is to showcase with pride how unserious Nigeria is!
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Let me be sure I understand this: You gave yourself EIGHT years of Muhammadu Buhari, then followed it up with Bola Ahmed Tinubu (he will do EIGHT years, mark my words!) and according to you, it is Kemi Badenoch that is DEMARKETING Nigeria? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Why are we like this? PS. I was

Let me be sure I understand this: You gave yourself EIGHT years of Muhammadu Buhari, then followed it up with Bola Ahmed Tinubu (he will do EIGHT years, mark my words!) and according to you, it is Kemi Badenoch that is DEMARKETING Nigeria? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Why are we like this? 

PS. I was
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Okay so that Miles Davis quote "if you hit a wrong note, it's the next note you play that determines if it's good or bad" applies to basically everything

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Kemi Badenoch must be describing an ajebutter posh boarding school. Her experience was hard enough but this was nothing compared to the hell my generation of boarders endured. I am talking horrific physical, sexual and emotional abuse. We don't like to talk about these things,

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I will be in Abuja later this week or first thing next week. Maybe we can all do a meetup at an amala joint or somewhere that serves authentic nigerisb food. No fusion cuisine for me please. I am totally flexible, Bring your own Naira please, I am retired LoL. Let me know!

I will be in Abuja later this week or first thing next week. Maybe we can all do a meetup at an amala joint or somewhere that serves authentic nigerisb food. No fusion cuisine for me please. I am totally flexible, Bring your own Naira please, I am retired LoL.

Let me know!
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I am watching a press briefing by FCT Minister Nyesom Wike on Arise TV. This is the first time I am listening to him when he is not been a minstrel chucking and jiving and drunkenly singing off key. I am impressed, he comes across as thoughtful and articulate and sounds well

I am watching a press briefing by FCT Minister Nyesom Wike on Arise TV. This is the first time I am listening to him when he is not been a minstrel chucking and jiving and drunkenly singing off key. I am impressed, he comes across as thoughtful and articulate and sounds well
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Badagry was depressing and triggering. The spirits of Joseph Conrad and VS Naipaul are out here penning racist truths. The entire place looked decrepit, broken and forlorn. The one prison employing people looked like it had not seen paint since colonial times. Is there no local

Badagry was depressing and triggering. The spirits of Joseph Conrad and VS Naipaul are out here penning racist truths. The entire place looked decrepit, broken and forlorn. The one prison employing people looked like it had not seen paint since colonial times. Is there no local
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I was last here in 2023. Nigerians seemed happier then, but not by much. There seems to be less energy on the streets, things seem even more unkempt and there is a sense in which I think there's less money in circulation. Yesterday at Ikeja Mall, the inventory at ShopRite was

I was last here in 2023. Nigerians seemed happier then, but not by much. There seems to be less energy on the streets, things seem even more unkempt and there is a sense in which I think there's less money in circulation.

Yesterday at Ikeja Mall, the inventory at ShopRite was