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Is Santa's sleigh like Mary Poppins’ bag with endless presents?

Are elves just penguins with hands?

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Bad things about January: 1. you have to finally do the tasks you said you’d do next year 2. it might snow 3. it's cold 4. you have no money 5. there's 27360 days in the month left Good things about January: 1. It's National Shortbread Day (today)

The 4th floor stapler is enjoying much better showers than we are right now.

JANUARY MOTIVATION: If Shakespeare can write Hamlet without a spellcheck, you can smash today.

It's our second week back and we're already thinking of where to go on holiday.

Good news everyone. Just like Bon Jovi we're halfway there. Only another 378 days of January to go.

It's blue Monday. But more importantly. IT'S PENGUIN AWARENESS DAY.

Our thoughts go out to everyone who said they'd do that task in the new year. Luckily for you, January's 2038 days long so you should have plenty of time to get it done.

Controversial Opinion: January feels a lot shorter this year. . . . . . . . . . . . . Just kidding. We had to kill the time somehow.

We regret to inform you, that it's still January.

Weather update. It's still cold, grey and dark.

Hello everyone. Thank you for joining us on this 811th and final day of January.

Welcome back to everyone who said their New Year's resolution wasn't to be on social media.

To anyone who is still doing their New Year resolution. You're better than us. Well done you.

When we said we wanted to be held, we didn't mean accountable.

IT'S NEARLY VALENTINES DAY They don't need a life-sized "hug me" teddy bear. They don't need couples holding hand socks. They don't need an eternal preserved rose. They don't need a card which says "I'd still love you if you were a worm".