I would pay… so much money…

a drag queen in june will try to convince you they’re a front line worker…do not let them

Man, being based in Seattle makes traveling anywhere but the west coast take FOREVER I’m about to spend 7 hours on planes today…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re not getting booked because you look like dog shit. Or you have rancid vibes in the dressing room. Or you have the stage presence of a spilled drink. Or all three.

What if instead of lip syncing, drag queens just kissed 🥺

Can’t wait for ******* ******** to join me in the Fame Game hall of Fame (game)

To me hung is everything bigger than me, and small is everything smaller. People with penises, what’s hung to you? Like, give me a number. And where do you fall? Above/at/or below?

you can never find anything good on here nowadays :/

On grindr in Phoenix looking for Joey Jay (IS GAY) ✨ like it’s my JOB

Everyone in Phoenix: “yeah, but it’s a dry heat”

Shaving my legs is such a fools errand. I look like someone shaved crop circles into my leg hair

The whole concept of a “Royal” is a grift, miss thing

I performed “Untouched” by the Veronicas for a brunch FULL of lesbians today, and my god the pheromones in that room were PALPABLE

Who up tryna get their weebles wobbled??

Donatella VERSACE 💜

The way I chose “I’m a winner” as the rupaul song to perform in my audition tape 😭

Me whenever I meet a drag race queen who doesn’t watch the show anymore

Nobody needs music further in advance than a corporate pride gig, I swear

Matt Rife for snatch game

I hate this app and everything about it. I’m deleting it off of my phone. I’ll leave my profile up, but I won’t be checking it anymore. I doubt anyone actually cares lmao but if you’re wondering why I’m not replying to messages/tweets, that’s why.