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Get. Freaking. Ready. All 10 episodes of #TheImperfects hit @Netflix TOMORROW.

HELL YES. Enjoy, freaks. 😏

aaaand we still made Top 10’s 💥

meet THE IMPERFECTS, now streaming on Netflix

Massive thanks to everyone watching and digging #TheImperfects on @Netflix. Y’all are freaks and I like you that way. 💋

The Imperfects fans are all saying the same thing about the Netflix show trib.al/ivc72QD

🍆 or 👃🏻?? Iykyk. If you don’t, watch #TheImperfects on @Netflix.

My husband is home for the weekend so gave me the morning off which was a delight until my original child woke me with her tongue so far up my nose I’ve now lost memories from third grade.

My kind of tee party.

Can’t beat floppy-head car naps? Might I recommend a spidey hurricanrana.

When mom gets a night out to let her pre-child freak flag fly. Happy Halloween! 👻 Christmas music starts tomorrow I live in Canada now Thanksgiving has passed mind ya own.

Trying to spot the little shit at school who taught my son about “big giant boobies”.

It’s time to pucker up for #kisscancergoodbye with #standuptocancer! Donate and/or share your smooches and help spread awareness about the amazing research @su2c is doing. Grab a pet, a loved one, a good cup of coffee, whatever tickles your toast as long as they are willing! 💋💋

Is @f45_clarkson open yet? Jim and I aren’t working out I thought we were engaged but at the core he’s a deadweight I do all the heavy lifting and it means squat..somebody please stop me.

5 more minutes…for me to obsess over the chores I could be doing with an extra 5 minutes.

A good magician never reveals his backlight.

After losing his brother to cancer and being diagnosed himself, Dan Tukey participated in a successful clinical trial and is back to enjoying life. Hear more stories of hope during the #StandUpToCancer Telecast on Sat, 8/19 at 8pm ET and PT / 7pm CT: StandUpToCancer.org.

Husband appreciation post for single dadding while I’m away. I’m a very lucky lady. A very lucky lady who promises not to bitch out loud about where everything in the kitchen was put away or how the laundry was “folded” because you are amazing and I love youuuuu.

I swear to god we didn’t plan this. 💀 Exmas streaming THIS FRIDAY on Amazon Freevee or Prime Video. CMIYC on Hallmark Channel next Thursday Nov 23 at 8/7c. 🍿

#CatchMeIfYouClaus is possibly the funniest Hallmark Channel movie I’ve ever seen. The physical comedy is OTT (Luke Macfarlane with his feet tied together 💀💀) & the plot is RIDICULOUS, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Now streaming on Peacock (thru Sunday) #CountdownToChristmas