Obergefell V. Hodges (2015)

Me when i’m working for Big Botulism

I don’t mind rain but it’s the worst type of weather where it’s not quite raining but it’s just kinda vaguely wet

Congress is currently attempting to pass a bill that will ban transgender healthcare adults under Medicaid and ACA. It passed in the House, and moving to the Senate. Please tell your Senators to vote NO on HR1, to help transgender people like myself continue to access healthcare.

They’re playing Shrek at the bar

BARACK????

What in the god damn hell does “local traffic only” mean for a road

Frankly The Office may have the most realistic fight scene in TV. Jim and Dwight fight for like 15 seconds and then collapse out of breath and just lay on the floor.

My boss uses “…” casually. Like for emphasis when she’s not upset and it triggers my flight or fight every single time.

I also always go to the bookstore literally right below my doctor just to “look around” and then it’s like “Oh here’s a book that conservatives went viral against about how slavery shapes America to this day” “oh this biography of Martin Luther King Jr won a Pulitzer Prize”

I’m at a doctors office to get my blood drawn and i’d never come here for anything else because the people behind the desk are speaking about patient information and results VERY loudly for everyone in the waiting room to hear.