🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

Today they say is Mother's Day. And yes, I do approve: Carrots on the breakfast tray A fresh carrot bouquet We sampled much carrot souffle Then 'attack the doormat' play It's been a lovely Mother's Day And yes, I still approve Unless a human wanders by And expects I will move....

Baby Whiskers dreamed of the day they would weigh 40 kg and get ALL the carrots.

I've finished a book, Just look, a book! So now I'm nail biting When the phone rings it's frightening In case she says 'sorry, reject.' But I have a feeling It will send Lisa reeling Then the work starts to make it perfect.

It's truth universally acknowledged that when a wombat is surrounded by green grass, she expects another colour in her 'treat bowl.' Preferably orange, and crunchy.

Wild Whiskers was proud to share her skill in removing every single oat in the dish. Though only, of course, to her family.

This season's most fashionable fur will be fluffy grey, with accents of black and orange. Tails will be worn long, and ears upright.

It's a 'twofer', two books shortlisted for the 2025 ACT Literary Awards, The Sea Captain's Wife in the Fiction list, & Tigg and the Bandicoot Bushranger in the Children’s literature shortlist (older readers). It's a joy and a privilege to be listed with such an array of authors.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers… and definitely NO POSSUMS. #wombatsinShakespeare #wombatsinHenryV

Wild Whiskers and Smaller Whiskers both agreed: it was high time the humans installed under paving heating to keep paws warm in winter. An automatic carrot dispenser would also be appreciated.

Burrow Testing 101. Question 1: Does it take more than two seconds to get to the other end? Result: Fail.

Wombat Mathematics 101 1 carrot = some 2 carrots = enough 3 carrots = these are mine!

#iwantmycarrots Wild Whiskers kept a close eye on the carrot patch. One day soon it would be planted, and the arrows would grow, and they would be hers. All hers!

Phil chewed thoughtfully. He had always found that chewing was the greatest possible aid to inspiration. Preferably carrots. #inspirationforwombats

Mohre wondered how to explain to humans that proper etiquette means putting the carrots IN the bowl, not outside it.

Wild Whiskers never wished to see another wombat miss out on carrots while she chomped her fill. So, she turned her back on them. Also, it is harder to attack a wombat's very solid rear.

Support the Australian Children’s Laureate Foundation and help champion children’s literacy by bidding on some "one of a kind" experiences and items featuring our current and past Australian Children's Laureates, including me. More information at: 32auctions.com/laureateweek20…

Small Whiskers knew that a brown wombat would never be noticed amidst brown garden furniture. Her career as a master of camouflage had begun!

Some say the universe is large, Bigger than a tree. I say the universe is wombat sized. Me.

I'm glad I'm not an emu I'm glad I'm not a snake I'm glad I don't have two legs And be leg deprived, like you Change being 'wombat' just for something new? To be anything but 'wombat' is a tragic, sad mistake.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways Matches grass deliciously Crunchier than a wayward bee Not at itchy as a flea Surely you must all agree That carrot crunching's ecstasy....