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My body is a temple that people want to stick things in

Please in the name of all creatures big and small bring back Pen15

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You remind me of Frank Zappa

P Didit

I just lost my emotional support friends with benefits

How many pairs of socks do I need?

I truly believe we are what we eat because my ex is definitely an ass.

Jesus Christ watch this and share it everywhere, finally a journalist just *saying* it

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I just found out Trump had Ebstein killed because he didn’t want it to come out that he was having sex with Steve Hawkins on the Island and on the jet.

Mom said today Trump got his hand stuck in a golf hole for 3 hours. He blamed his caddy and every caddy he has ever had or will have. Then they greased up his hand with a bottle of lube that was found at P Diddys aka Trumps BFF. Then Trump fell and blamed the landscapers.

When i was drunk and get caught I’d say "Fuck you." When I get caught sober i apologize and take accountability. Which I just did with the casino attendant.

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I think the house keeper at my hotel went to cleaning school for the blind by the blind.

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My friends who stopped coloring their hair and encourage me to go grey at some point. They say it is so freeing. And they are the same people who complain about how old they look everyday.

Brett Favre hit on my Mom