Hi. My name is Paul. I have a PhD and tenure. Today I decided to test if a bottle of super glue was open by squirting it into my hand. Then I tried to clean my hand by wiping it on a box.

make John Oliver laugh ✅ i’m on Late Night with Seth Meyers all this week 🖤

CN Lester on Trans Like Me, women composers of the Italian Baroque, their newfound love for Ursula K Le Guin and their deeply personal joy in the poetry of Joelle Taylor. Listen to the full OurShelves episode here: fal.cn/3s6O3 #Podcast @cnlester #TransLikeMe

Cataclysm - Out November 18th 🌌 Mixed by Jack Byrne & myself Mastered by Arran Dutt Feat. @fthuntermusic & @FerlonaHoo Released by Wall of Sound Dark Mode

Catsclysm is finally out! It's been a long road, as a lot of the material was stuff I started writing in 2019! This is the proudest I've been of any music I've released and I hope you all love it, or that it moves something in you. Linktr.ee/7MND

backline sharing chats be like "hey dude can we borrow your macbook for this show? we forgot cabs and an orchestra"

so technically our first single is out now, but it's been uploaded to various profiles despite me putting that we are a new artist. so that is fine.

(hire me to do stuff for you I got two podcast themes and video editing for a 1 mil listener podcast soooo yknow?)

Pro tip: Audiophiles are the flat-Earthers of the audio industry.

over the next week or so I'm gonna put together a little showreel for editing and im kinda excited about it. are you a photographer that accidentally got into video but don't have time to edit? are you a band and got some live footage floating around? hmu xxx

I’ve had my mixes described as ‘Claggy’ before

The Fellowship of the Ring BTS features these two dudes who made chain mail for almost 2 years straight, and who have clearly lost their minds. NOTHING can prepare you for their “hostage.”

COOKED GOOSE MOTHERFUCKER

by some wild chance do i know anyone that can drive me, a cat, and some stuff to glasgow next week?

before i have to give crazy money to some company, do i know anyone that can drive me and my things to Glasgow next weekend?

During holiday gatherings with family members, make sure to use these light hearted talking points - the world is burning us all alive - rich people deserve the guillotine - nu metal is cool Listen to Dead Inside

Still one of the best records I’ve ever heard

SPICY VOCALS

Yo AutoTune® your software is flat out broken. A plugin with the word ‘Tune’ IN THE NAME literally not doing the thing it’s named after when you draw in pitch data is frankly laughable. V9 might have lagged but at least it works and doesn’t erase graph data