No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know; half an hour?

After the Big Bang there appeared this thing called “space.” Where was it before?

Two unwritten rules for life: 1. 2.

The Republican State Lawmakers Association today issued a statement asking all Republicans to wear masks and get vaccinated. “Otherwise, our efforts to suppress Democratic votes will be more than offset by losses of Republican voters,” the statement says, dated April 1.

Inspired by Basho's most famous haiku, reworded for Zen-challenged anglophones: There once was a lethargic frog asleep on a pondside log. When Basho came near he leaped up in fear: his kerplop was heard round the bog.

Vancouver's Emily Carr University of Art and Design retains ranking as top art university in Canada #Vancouver #BCed #yvrarts straight.com/arts/vancouver…

When we finally see the light, the temple bell says "I tolled you so."

I love Yiddish The difference between a schmuck and a schlemiel is that a schmuck can improve himself but a schlemiel is lost forever Tomorrow: Schlimazel...

In November 1923, Hitler’s attempted coup failed. But no one was held accountable. Ten years later, he took over Germany. Trump’s January 2021 coup failed. But six months later, Trump faces no consequences, and his co-conspirators are still in Congress.

untouched by words the spring moon pauses between pines — Carolyn Thomas

BREAKING: The January 6th committee announces they "will not allow any witness to defy a lawful subpoena" and "will swiftly consider advancing a criminal contempt of Congress referral" after Steve Bannon defies subpoena. RT IF YOU THINK BANNON MUST BE ARRESTED!

Orphaned kangaroos sleep in handmade pouches that mimic their mother's pouch and keep them warm and quiet. Credit: The Kangaroo Sanctuary

Incredible drone footage flying over a volcano and lava flows at night, captured by Iceland Aerials. Source: bit.ly/3Fey9oC via Wonder of Science

Trump is melting over Biden’s speech. He’s still not getting the point. It was a dire warning. He’s going to get destroyed by the combined effects of multiple investigations.

BREAKING: President Biden gets caught on a hot mic calling Fox News' hack reporter Peter Doocy a "stupid son of a b*tch" for asking him the loaded question of if he thinks inflation is a "political liability." RT IF YOU SUPPORT BIDEN CALLING IT LIKE IT IS!

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

Could imagine one person who wrote the Constitution seeing what we have done with guns and saying “Good. That’s exactly what I meant.” I fucking doubt it.

“In Finland, the # of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” scoop.me/housing-first-…