José Zambrano (@jazfwolf) 's Twitter Profile
José Zambrano

@jazfwolf

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calendar_today10-03-2010 18:40:46

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Nae Johnson ❥ (@naejohnson__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I feel like y’all do this to yourselves at this point. I don’t know what you thought you were being flown out for, because I can guarantee it wasn’t to discuss the pick & roll. Thirdly, why are you traveling without money? Have y’all not learned by now? Of course he wants 🐱🤣

I feel like y’all do this to yourselves at this point.

I don’t know what you thought you were being flown out for, because I can guarantee it wasn’t to discuss the pick & roll.

Thirdly, why are you traveling without money? Have y’all not learned by now? Of course he wants 🐱🤣
Chibi Reviews (@chibireviews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let me summarize everything that's happened in the last week >Collective Shout contacts payment processors to get Steam and Itch io to remove adult games >Steam removes 100s of games and creates a entirely new policy to lick the boots of Payment Processers >Day later Itch io

el papa se sacrificó para que ganemos la cuarta (@chicadelgrunge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me mata q el concepto de estas minas siempre fue ayudar a la gente normal c esos datos científicos de bromatología etc etc pero te piden AUTOCLAVE y MEDIR EL PH. Y no recomiendan nada acorde porq la gente va a seguir haciendo sus conservas caseras. Al final no informan nada

memetic_sisyphus (@memeticsisyphus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There’s a good post out there about how someone with an 80-85 IQ will look more or less like a normal person, they’ll have all the normal aspects of society, a phone, a job, maybe some kids. They don’t really stick out unless you dig into their life like this.

Omoly (@spacecadetomoly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Okay so apparently this dude is Taketoshi Imanami and he was Gold Ship's caretaker and Gold Ship absolutely loved the guy. Unlike his trainers whom Gold Ship was constantly trying to kick to death.

Okay so apparently this dude is Taketoshi Imanami and he was Gold Ship's caretaker and Gold Ship absolutely loved the guy. Unlike his trainers whom Gold Ship was constantly trying to kick to death.
Nanda (@speaksnanda) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Probably less bad but I recently found out that my mother did this for a major inheritance, writing to request that the will be amended so that I was left out of it lest it spoil my character.

head dyke in charge (@kcdamenace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

about 2 years ago, my girlfriend at the time randomly woke up and asked, “who’s naomi” I told her I had no idea , never heard that name in my life. she said she had a dream we broke up and I married her. at the time, I didn’t even know her , now? i’m literally engaged to her…

𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕬 🦇 (@nyct0phil3_x) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone replied to one of my comments about c sections saying "imagine being a child and knowing your mom chose that" and I find it hilarious that they think my kids would be remotely bothered at not being born vaginally lmao

meli (@merk2libre) 's Twitter Profile Photo

la cantidad de veces que alguien me pregunta 'no es insoportable convivir todo el día? yo necesito irme a trabajar porque si no nos agarramos a las piñas' y yo con total calma les respondo 'no'

critter (@becomingcritter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My coworker's apartment complex wasn't up to code so he hasn't had to pay rent for over a year He has an extra $1200 every month to do with as he likes. I said, "man it must feel good to save up all that money." He replied "haha yeeaah I should probably start saving some of it"