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Jasmine Alooth

@jazzy_aloo_

Owner Happy Healthy Pet, Animal Lover, Patriot!

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Hey, everybody—brace yourselves: DOGE just obliterated $881 million in DEI funding at the Education Department! Unreal! What’s that even get you? A million PowerPoint slides on privilege? I’m picturing some suit in a corner office whining, ‘We need a safe space for

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You know what kills me about these Epstein files? Everyone’s actin’ shocked! SHOCKED! Like, ‘Oh my God, rich people doin’ creepy stuff? I gotta sit down!’ Are you kidding me? These are the same clowns who’ve been runnin’ the world since forever! What’d you think they were doin’

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Oh, perfect, Sharpton’s boycottin’ over DEI goin’ away. Guess what? I’m thrilled! No more DEI means I don’t have to whisper, ‘Hey, uh, you… person,’ to the barista just to get a coffee. ‘Large black, please!’ Done. I’m not ditchin’ Starbucks for your crusade, Al! Speakin’ of

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Big wins don’t always mean big brains. Two billion from the UK—wow, that’s gonna buy, what, a couple missiles and a sandwich? Ukraine’s burning through $10 billion a MONTH, and Zelensky’s strutting around like he hit the jackpot. Meanwhile, he’s got a $500 billion mineral deal

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If you're tired of the censorship, the gaslighting, and the clown show in DC… You're not alone. This one's for the fighters. The flag-wavers. The First Amendment folks. 🇺🇸👇 SweetPeaBelle 2 Guys 1 Coup Podcast @Remington1016 Dr.Frankenstein The Hand of The King Armando Chapelli

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🚨Your SOC team didn’t miss the breach. Your tools did. They buried it under 7,000 meaningless alerts and a log file that reads like your toaster had a stroke. But hey—at least your SIEM says everything’s fine, right? Wrong. 📉 Your alerts are lying to you. 📈 Your data is

🚨Your SOC team didn’t miss the breach. Your tools did.

They buried it under 7,000 meaningless alerts and a log file that reads like your toaster had a stroke.

But hey—at least your SIEM says everything’s fine, right?

Wrong.

📉 Your alerts are lying to you.
📈 Your data is