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I hate when opposing counsel's response is hilariously good. Like ok, this sucks but saving this nugget for later use

This is objectively bad and will politicize the military even more. Marines poised to move into Los Angeles as protests spread across U.S. - Reuters apple.news/A2NbCGKxIQuqiE…

Wait until they find out what you can do with a perfectly legal machine shop. Why 3D-Printing an Untraceable Ghost Gun Is Easier Than Ever - WIRED apple.news/AjxU2O6KxTo2yr…

Shoutout to ALL Brian’s California Girls Standing like Sly told y’all to.

we should be allowed to go to court in comfy clothes when it’s 85 degrees

Say what you want about Israel, but they get shit done. 3 of Iran’s most powerful men killed as military and nuclear leadership targeted - CNN apple.news/A7zGD6lhDTPynS…

Out of 27 million people eligible for the draft during the Vietnam war, only 2.5 million were actually drafted.

I haven't cared about the Bluebook since graduating from law school and I'm not going to start now.

Israel is gonna toss that nuke they totally don’t have. Trump seeks Iran’s “unconditional surrender” as war escalates - Bloomberg apple.news/Aoo1xSdmpTyWQa…

Why are these people our allies? A Saudi journalist tweeted against the government – and was executed for high treason - The Guardian apple.news/AEVX1-YS2Q1Km1…

How a Pikesville Jewish congregation got stranded in Israel amid the Iranian conflict - Baltimore Banner apple.news/A0kBdaIRFSs-_m…

I think the sex abuse victim lawyers have exhausted the claims against Catholicism because all I’m seeing are ads for LDS victims now.

I just watched a great documentary about Holocaust denial. Now the algorithm thinks I’m a nazi.

Not a Ford fan but that 2026 does look good.

At various points, Alan Turing and the NSA have tried and failed to decode the Voynich Manuscript

Can you imagine being the first person to take a dump in space?

People please stop trying to draft your own wills with Internet forms. If you own more than nothing, it’s just worth having a lawyer do it.

So if sunscreen is bullshit, how come I get a sunburn if I don’t wear it?